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m0nty
@paulmontgomery.bsky.social
Founder of FanFooty - https://www.fanfooty.com.au
Now working on a game called Mr Football, a cross between Marvel Strike Force and Blood Bowl for Australian Rules football. Coming to mobile and desktop this year. - https://www.ticklemonster.com.au
I am disgusted by everything about the Bondi shootings, including disingenuous efforts by the left to focus on Ahmed Al Ahmad instead of the crime.
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Being on the Sky instead of the hellsite at a time like this does not preclude the usual social media experience of fragmented, disjointed narratives clashing in real time
December 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
So, inner west Melbourne bleeps, are we going with Wunnel to differentiate the Weet Gate Tunnel with the Munnel, a.k.a. the Metro Tunnel?
December 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Jacinta Price will get kicked out of ON and go to Reform and then the Fremantle Dockers, making her the Dale Kickett of #auspol.
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
There is now AI in rice cookers. Cooked.
December 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
New iOS update introduces fluid morphing to its interface. In other words, Apple discovered tweens. #gamedev
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
made the rookie mistake of telling the wife what I really thought of the dress she put on today
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Meanwhile, in the mid-Atlantic Ocean…
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Calsher Dear to wear 13 next year, that’s me done for the day. 💛🧡
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
sudo echo
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Bar-leaning Barnaby joins Pauline’s wan gnashin’ party for hands-on joys. Poor baby. #auspol
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
So what are we going with, Barline or Paulaby #auspol
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Reposted by m0nty
Is anyone taking bets on how long Barnaby will last in One Nation? #Auspol
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Me and the lads occupying the ABC studios to demand new full-length episodes of Bluey, not this mini rubbish
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Not to pick on Grog here in particular, but Australian poasters should get in the habit of using Australian memes. Dennis Denuto is appropriate to replace Rockwell, I submit.
The year hasn't finished and all these apps wrapping the year are doing it too early.
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Australia if all the adults were banned under the social media ban too
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Taking my 11yo boy to one of those modern men’s barbers to get a low mid drop fade and a textured fringe. Hopefully he looks less like a little boy and more like a young man.
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
me exhorting the free-roaming clot in Trump’s bloodstream on its way to lodging in his brain:
a man with green paint on his face is wearing a yellow and green australia jersey
ALT: a man with green paint on his face is wearing a yellow and green australia jersey
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Snowing on Mount Buffalo for the first day of summer. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Made my final post on the hellsite. Will be bleeting on the ‘sky from now on. What a relief.
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
idly dreaming of moving back to the country where I grew up, instead of inner west next to an industrial dust bowl that triggers my allergies. Bendigo or Ballarat?
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Feels wrong that it’s 11:18am on the day of the first test of the summer and play isn’t due to start for another two hours. #eastcoastbias #ashes
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
As a member of Gen X, I am calling it… the Simpsons sideburns gag is officially lame. Way overused, and just cringe these days.

Stay tuned for further updates.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
woke up at 4:15am cos of #adhd, debating whether to daynap, probably should
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Yesterday was the 21st anniversary of starting development on my web site FanFooty. A serendipitous combination of timing, hard yakka and fanatical devotion to the Pope.

I am still here doing the same thing two decades later, amazingly. Like Paul Jeffs at AFL Tables, I struggle at times. Play on. 🏉
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM