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Paul Muad'Dib
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I came to Earth to help heal humanity from your orange Baron Harkonnen.

#ProudBlue

Navy Combat Veteran/Kwisatz Haderach

Joined BS: 11-10-2024

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzUlXEyvJeA
Elect dickhead things, get dickhead prizes.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So the south really did raise again.

Literally. :(
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Even on the Dune planet Caturday Saturday is celebrated. :)
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
When you are born a dickhead you only know how to do dickhead things.

Trump is a dickhead fucking everything over like a dickhead does.

It's a dickhead thing.

#DickheadTrump
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others." George Orwell.
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
My current computer can whoop its ass!
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Electing both a sexual disease and a shit spewing asshole as our president, might not have been the best move.
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
A beacon of health and vigor!

Poised for excellence in all he does or attempts.

Literally and god that walks among us.

The pride of America!
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
On this Fuck Off Friday I would like to tell Trump this for Appealing to keep SNAP unfunded so that American citizens starve.
👇👇👇

#FuckOffTrump #FuckOffFriday
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Pssst...

Hey Trump, Pam Bondi and Mike Johnson!

🖕🖕🖕
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
On this Fuck Off Friday I would like to salute the entire GOP!

#FuckTheGop
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Republicans burn and ban books for a reason...

Jealousy of their spines!
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Our Leaning Tower of Pisa Shit is living proof that stacking shit too high is bound to fuck up every thing around it.

Trump is still weird and he will forever be a piece of shit.
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Never forget!

Children died, and MTG never cried and lied, lied lied!
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Setting my woke AF mind in motion.
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Women's rights, starving, shot, and murdered children in schools, insurrections, espionage, rape, pedophilia, mishandling of covid, and yet a blowjob, a tan suit and her emails we're unexcusable.

I think our definition of unexcusable has gotten a little light don't you?
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The Spice Melange.
November 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
JD's nighttime wife?
👇👇👇
November 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
U.S.A. current mood:
November 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The East Wing. :(
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
SNAP
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My dad only had one tooth to defend the truth and he screwed the pooch.

Maybe it is a tooth thing?
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My dad only had one tooth to defend the truth and he screwed the pooch.

Maybe it is a tooth thing?
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Hey MAGA!

I double dog dare ya!
👇👇👇

#DoubleDogDareYa
November 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It would have been so much easier had the damn tooth worked. :(

Damn it dad, grandpa was so close!
November 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM