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Paul Muad'Dib

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I came to Earth to help heal humanity from your orange Baron Harkonnen. #ProudBlue Navy Combat Veteran/Kwisatz Haderach Joined BS: 11-10-2024 https://t.co/gojHJZRHPJ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzUlXEyvJeA

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · Nov 10

As much as I despise Trump, I have always contended that he is just a crappy byproduct of a system that has only one goal.

That being the "unchecked" passionate pursuit of pleasure.

Our race and the system need an overhaul, or mother nature will do it for us...

#rebootourrace

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SaltyBitchables @saltybitchables.bsky.social · 13h

“My kids could die, you could stop this!”—Mother of two medically fragile children to Mike Johnson.

Slippery as snot Johnson still tries to blame Democrats.

#Pinks #ProudBlue #FuckMikeJohnson
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MAGA Mike Squirms as his OWN VOTERS Expose Him!

YouTube video by Adam Mockler

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Purple Teacher @peaceandteachin.bsky.social · 5h

The White House is using footage of Florida in Trump’s “fake news” attempt at showing chaos in Chicago.
In the video which was shot during “Operation unrest” you can see palm trees.
They are so bad at this.
#ProudBlue#Voices4Victory
#OneV1
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White House's Chicago

The White House has been caught faking unrest in Chicago.

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Feisty1 @fiesty1.bsky.social · 13h

#ProudBlue #DemVoice1

This is more like a press release disguised as a meme than political commentary.

Trump does intend to cut back FEMA "natural" disaster aid to the states, personally awarding aid according to his approval or disapproval.

It's also a practical warning.

Sheryl with an S @beachblond52.bsky.social · 1d

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 3h

Them* Damn box wine spigot keeps getting stuck in the open position.

Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 3h

I am all in!

Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 3h

In the military, we had a saying:

Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way.

Trump and the GOP are not leading

They are not following.

And we need to kick the the fuck out of the way!

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 1d

But they had to. If they didn't shut down the government that would mean aliens would get health care too!

I'm not sure about you but those aliens are scary.

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 6h

I was going to use 1000 words to describe the GOP, but this seemed appropriate.

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 1d

In a world of Jimmy's, a Trump would be something you flushed each morning.

[email protected] @blueangie.bsky.social · 1d

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 8h

Fun Facts:

Do you know how they say blackholes are hard to prove real?

Well, their polar opposite (pictured below) known as fuckholes are instantly able to be proved, by the amount of shit they spew, and voracious amount of Putin cock they inhale.

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 8h

I have found the leader of Antifa!

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 6h

Literally the "Fellowship of the Fuckstains!"

There I said it.
#FellowshipOfTheFuckstains

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h

RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 7h

Hey Pam Bondi!
👇👇👇

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 7h

But he "Woman, Man, Person, Camera, TV'd the ever living shit out of his last exam.

What next?

PEDOPHILE, RAPE, MURDER, TRAITOR, EPSTEIN?

Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 9h

“Hurry up, Lurch — I have to get to my cognitive exam. I was up all night studying.”

“I’m not Lurch, Dad. I’m Eric.”

“How’s your mother, Eric?”

“She’s dead.”

“You should have told me. I could have stuck her in the weeds — I can use the tax deduction.”

“You did that already.”

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 6h

Our newly discovered hidden war zone technology by Kristi Noem and our weather machine technology has them at a huge disadvantage now. :-)

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Dr. Mar 💙 @boldnewme.bsky.social · 15h

Trump: “Portland’s falling apart!”

Reality: Stores are fine, windows intact.

Consequence: None.

Media coverage: Crickets.

Lying about cities shouldn’t be normal and yet here we are.👇

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 6h

But the hidden warzones!

Dr. Mar 💙 @boldnewme.bsky.social · 15h

Trump: “Portland’s falling apart!”

Reality: Stores are fine, windows intact.

Consequence: None.

Media coverage: Crickets.

Lying about cities shouldn’t be normal and yet here we are.👇

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 6h

Trump leading this country is like a bowel movement saying follow me!

The end game is always a total shit show.

Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 7h

Riddle me this...

Now that Kristi Noem has confirmed, we have hidden warzone technology in Portland and it was also confirmed during all the hurricanes liberals have weather control technology.

Why the fuck won't they just give up?

Do we have to show our spore drive technology too?

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 7h

So scary! 😂🤣

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 7h

Trump leading this country is literally like him trying to upgrade this to Windows 11.

It's just comical.

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 7h

The whole Portland hidden war zone thing is causing me to wonder if perhaps they have cloaking technology...

a space ship is flying through a dark space with stars in the background

ALT: a space ship is flying through a dark space with stars in the background

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 7h

But he "Woman, Man, Person, Camera, TV'd the ever living shit out of his last exam.

What next?

PEDOPHILE, RAPE, MURDER, TRAITOR, EPSTEIN?

Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 9h

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 7h

Hey Pam Bondi!
👇👇👇

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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 7h

Trump: Portland using hidden warzone technology is looking for trouble once we bring in their Antifa leader and begin interrogations.

Big trouble coming Portland!

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