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Paul Waxman
@paulmwaxman.bsky.social
Musician/actor/improviser Parodist/Satirist/poet
Pro/Am Dumbass
Broken Toy
Respect all gender IDs
Respect SW
Punch Nazis
🚫 crypto
🚫Illuminati
Honest DM's ok but
You don't want to date me any more than I want to pay to watch you paw at yourself lazily
Trying hard. Thanks for the encouragement
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
What is a Floofing Glass?
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yeah but then Sam steps up and you break your hand on his face while he smiles and hands you a mug.
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
What is the West Wing?
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
35B is 1/3 of the Uzbeki gdp so I'm gonna have to call shenanigans!
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Most didn't join for the money. They joined to hurt people of color. Sadism is free they get to excercise their kink, because that's what it is. Without consent, trust, or safewords. They freely expressing their racism-as-culture and are living all their snuff film fantasies publicly.
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I'm almost glad that thanks to the possibility that my open heart surgery and recovery will happen right around the same time my subsidized insurance premium shoots from $63 to $1300. I might get lucky and die BEFORE we all starve to death. There really is a rose colored take on Everything, cheer up
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
In Pete's case I hope he finds himself in a situation where he needs real soldiers to save him. He'll be lucky if they save what's left when they're done showing him the love he so richly deserves...
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
How can you slander Claudia Sheinbaum. The difference between them is so profound future anthropologists will assume they are unrelated hominids; one fully evolved human of Mixed European/Indigenous North American parents and one a failed proto human line with weak wrists, and no prefrontal cortex.
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Ahh cut ol' Don and Pete some slack, they're just putting our fighting force on that diet Program Hegseth was on about. They're starving them out so they won't have the strength to join the resistance.
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Cool 4 more blue senate seats almost certainly to be held by Brown or indigenous Senators. Lets Gooo!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Did they claim, in court that a Subway sandwich had ketchup? That can only mean the Prosecutor has never seen a Subway menu, thinks he can't lose and that the Reich will protect the crybaby bitch so unqualified that he broke, shaking in his airsoft vest from fear of an unarmed man with a sandwich
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
You've got red on you
November 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM