Paul Nerves
@paulnerves.bsky.social
I’m not a genius, but I play one on the interwebs. He/Him. Elon Musk smells like farts.
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a turtleneck?
I see your three, and raise you two.
I see your three, and raise you two.
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a turtleneck?
I see your three, and raise you two.
I see your three, and raise you two.
But first we’ll cave and give the gop everything it wants.
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
But first we’ll cave and give the gop everything it wants.
It’s… three pieces of printed… paper?
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It’s… three pieces of printed… paper?
Counterpoint- he was an evil war criminal.
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Counterpoint- he was an evil war criminal.
Drop something RED
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Drop something RED
One of my favorite slightly drunken things to do in my 20s was to try and convince people he was my uncle.
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
One of my favorite slightly drunken things to do in my 20s was to try and convince people he was my uncle.
Hegseth thinks the sinews of war are a band.
November 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hegseth thinks the sinews of war are a band.
Sleep well and wake rested!
October 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Sleep well and wake rested!
Just make it cricket again
October 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Just make it cricket again
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you feel like it)
October 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you feel like it)
Who’s solving the Louvre robbery?
Right answers only.
Right answers only.
sherlock holmes is a cartoon character from the movie sherlock holmes .
ALT: sherlock holmes is a cartoon character from the movie sherlock holmes .
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October 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Who’s solving the Louvre robbery?
Right answers only.
Right answers only.
I watched until the Dart TD, figured it was over and ran to the store. The Donkeys won right after I got home. Insanity.
October 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I watched until the Dart TD, figured it was over and ran to the store. The Donkeys won right after I got home. Insanity.
Ooooooo.. I’m a shit baby with a widdle crown, and I fly my widdle plane and drop shit on people who don’t like me because I’m a shit baby!
Yup, totally Vivi.
Yup, totally Vivi.
October 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ooooooo.. I’m a shit baby with a widdle crown, and I fly my widdle plane and drop shit on people who don’t like me because I’m a shit baby!
Yup, totally Vivi.
Yup, totally Vivi.
I’ll warn you if I post pictures of our newest pet Maude- an African Baboon tarantula. Although, to be honest she’s rarely out and about.
October 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I’ll warn you if I post pictures of our newest pet Maude- an African Baboon tarantula. Although, to be honest she’s rarely out and about.