Citizen Paul Templeman
@paultempleman.bsky.social
Writes books
Takes photos
Drinks red wine (often)
Writer of 'The Lenin Project' available at Amazon - https://amzn.eu/d/8WYzKow
#BuntersBrexit at https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CTK3R9P3
#TheLastHope https://amzn.eu/d/aOoz680
Blog at https://edennote.com
Takes photos
Drinks red wine (often)
Writer of 'The Lenin Project' available at Amazon - https://amzn.eu/d/8WYzKow
#BuntersBrexit at https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CTK3R9P3
#TheLastHope https://amzn.eu/d/aOoz680
Blog at https://edennote.com
Now that continual rain and flooding has set in, South East Water has updated its hosepipe ban at last. but it's not what you might think...
February 4, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Now that continual rain and flooding has set in, South East Water has updated its hosepipe ban at last. but it's not what you might think...
Now all that’s needed is one of these to plop over a Windows pc.
February 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Now all that’s needed is one of these to plop over a Windows pc.
Kids barely have any text books at school. That suggests the truth is malleable.
In future they will be taught by AI that argues there are two ‘r’s in ‘strawberry’.
In future they will be taught by AI that argues there are two ‘r’s in ‘strawberry’.
February 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Kids barely have any text books at school. That suggests the truth is malleable.
In future they will be taught by AI that argues there are two ‘r’s in ‘strawberry’.
In future they will be taught by AI that argues there are two ‘r’s in ‘strawberry’.
There were never such qualms about using Mr Clippy.
January 27, 2026 at 1:50 PM
There were never such qualms about using Mr Clippy.
ICE agents please note: The image on the right is a phone.
January 26, 2026 at 11:21 AM
ICE agents please note: The image on the right is a phone.
Just finished reading Dave Hutchinson’s latest book, The Essence. A great read and here’s my review on Anazon. Highly recommended.
#BookSky #WritingCommunity
#BookSky #WritingCommunity
January 25, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Just finished reading Dave Hutchinson’s latest book, The Essence. A great read and here’s my review on Anazon. Highly recommended.
#BookSky #WritingCommunity
#BookSky #WritingCommunity
The Bored with Peace executives. Would you sit alongside these people?
January 22, 2026 at 9:05 AM
The Bored with Peace executives. Would you sit alongside these people?
Trump's ego knows no bounds.
January 20, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Trump's ego knows no bounds.
If you enjoy my highly topical thriller ‘The Last Hope’ you won’t be alone. Read it or listen to the audiobook. amzn.eu/d/05y5Lyl
January 19, 2026 at 10:11 AM
If you enjoy my highly topical thriller ‘The Last Hope’ you won’t be alone. Read it or listen to the audiobook. amzn.eu/d/05y5Lyl
We have water at last. After five days. Here’s a snapshot…
January 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
We have water at last. After five days. Here’s a snapshot…
This is hilarious and worrying at the same time.
January 15, 2026 at 12:41 PM
This is hilarious and worrying at the same time.
AI will soon take all our jobs.
(Spoiler alert - there are three 'd's in Diddy)
(Spoiler alert - there are three 'd's in Diddy)
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 PM
AI will soon take all our jobs.
(Spoiler alert - there are three 'd's in Diddy)
(Spoiler alert - there are three 'd's in Diddy)
My SMS to David Hinton, CEO of South East Water.
January 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
My SMS to David Hinton, CEO of South East Water.
Without water tonight.
January 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Without water tonight.
The tap was invented by the Greeks sometime in 1700 BC.
Since then, South East Water has developed a new innovation in kitchens and bathrooms.
Here are our washing facilities in 2026.
Since then, South East Water has developed a new innovation in kitchens and bathrooms.
Here are our washing facilities in 2026.
January 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
The tap was invented by the Greeks sometime in 1700 BC.
Since then, South East Water has developed a new innovation in kitchens and bathrooms.
Here are our washing facilities in 2026.
Since then, South East Water has developed a new innovation in kitchens and bathrooms.
Here are our washing facilities in 2026.
Day three of no water.
‘Regrettably at this stage we are unable to provide an estimated time of when your water will be restored to your homes.’
So that’s encouraging.
‘Regrettably at this stage we are unable to provide an estimated time of when your water will be restored to your homes.’
So that’s encouraging.
January 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Day three of no water.
‘Regrettably at this stage we are unable to provide an estimated time of when your water will be restored to your homes.’
So that’s encouraging.
‘Regrettably at this stage we are unable to provide an estimated time of when your water will be restored to your homes.’
So that’s encouraging.
This is what we are using to flush our toilets…
January 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
This is what we are using to flush our toilets…
Eugene Terre Blanche lives!
January 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Eugene Terre Blanche lives!
The last laugh.
January 12, 2026 at 1:34 PM
The last laugh.
We’re now informed that the earliest we can expect water is Tuesday. That’s four straight days without water.
South East Water needs to be renationalised right now, and David Hinton the CEO should be fired and certainly receive no bonus.
South East Water needs to be renationalised right now, and David Hinton the CEO should be fired and certainly receive no bonus.
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
We’re now informed that the earliest we can expect water is Tuesday. That’s four straight days without water.
South East Water needs to be renationalised right now, and David Hinton the CEO should be fired and certainly receive no bonus.
South East Water needs to be renationalised right now, and David Hinton the CEO should be fired and certainly receive no bonus.
Here’s our sink while we wait for South East Water to provide some water. You don’t want to see the lavatories.
January 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Here’s our sink while we wait for South East Water to provide some water. You don’t want to see the lavatories.