paulthomas
@paulthomas.bsky.social
this is where I post my Little Thoughts that don't fit any of my group texts
imagine if lockjaw was played by a hot fresh faced 24 year old and perfidia was a wild 19 year old child
the character choices make a lot more sense
the character choices make a lot more sense
December 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
imagine if lockjaw was played by a hot fresh faced 24 year old and perfidia was a wild 19 year old child
the character choices make a lot more sense
the character choices make a lot more sense
I had a lit professor in college who talked about this as the difference between British mysteries --where a rational man of science looks over a puzzle box to reestablish Order-- and American mysteries --where a dogged detective pulls at threads until he glimpses The Truth
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I had a lit professor in college who talked about this as the difference between British mysteries --where a rational man of science looks over a puzzle box to reestablish Order-- and American mysteries --where a dogged detective pulls at threads until he glimpses The Truth
100% on Kramer
Jerry becoming an Austin comedy guy is funny but I don't buy it, maybe he dabbles but finds sharing a sauna too unhygienic and has to bounce
George dates a tech exec who's conservative for a season but it blows up because Jerry Stiller has personal beef with Trump from the 80s
Jerry becoming an Austin comedy guy is funny but I don't buy it, maybe he dabbles but finds sharing a sauna too unhygienic and has to bounce
George dates a tech exec who's conservative for a season but it blows up because Jerry Stiller has personal beef with Trump from the 80s
December 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
100% on Kramer
Jerry becoming an Austin comedy guy is funny but I don't buy it, maybe he dabbles but finds sharing a sauna too unhygienic and has to bounce
George dates a tech exec who's conservative for a season but it blows up because Jerry Stiller has personal beef with Trump from the 80s
Jerry becoming an Austin comedy guy is funny but I don't buy it, maybe he dabbles but finds sharing a sauna too unhygienic and has to bounce
George dates a tech exec who's conservative for a season but it blows up because Jerry Stiller has personal beef with Trump from the 80s
for reference: m.youtube.com/watch?v=v9d0...
The Onion Reviews 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes'
YouTube video by The Onion
m.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
for reference: m.youtube.com/watch?v=v9d0...
that video is uncanny, James Gorman has the exact same look, voice, and delivery as Ron E. Rain playing The Onion's film critic
December 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
that video is uncanny, James Gorman has the exact same look, voice, and delivery as Ron E. Rain playing The Onion's film critic
people who claim Born in the USA isn't a rah rah anthem are like the Beastie Boys when they're like 'no, Fight for Your Right is an ironic punk takedown of bro culture'
all respect for the previous musical output and you might have even told yourself that at the time but you made a Jock Jam dude
all respect for the previous musical output and you might have even told yourself that at the time but you made a Jock Jam dude
I'm sorry but Born in the USA is a patriot anthem
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
papyrus smacks orientalism, it's anti-woke
December 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
papyrus smacks orientalism, it's anti-woke
and where'd he get the timber to rebuild it? what he haul the logs from miles off site, everything was burned
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
and where'd he get the timber to rebuild it? what he haul the logs from miles off site, everything was burned
Harpo Holding Up The Building Gag - The Marx Brothers
YouTube video by TheMarxBrothers1
m.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
she is not company!
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
she is not company!
I was telling someone last week that I think the Smithsonian should have a room with a tv that just plays a recording of the 2020 Macy Thanksgiving Parade on a loop
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I was telling someone last week that I think the Smithsonian should have a room with a tv that just plays a recording of the 2020 Macy Thanksgiving Parade on a loop