paulthomas
@paulthomas.bsky.social
this is where I post my Little Thoughts that don't fit any of my group texts
the prologue of One Battle After Another has the Romeo and Juliet problem where the plot only makes sense if the characters are super horny teenagers and unfortunately they cast 34 and 65 year old actors and you just can't bridge that
December 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
the prologue of One Battle After Another has the Romeo and Juliet problem where the plot only makes sense if the characters are super horny teenagers and unfortunately they cast 34 and 65 year old actors and you just can't bridge that
dropping your entire drink on the ground is much more embarrassing when you're sober
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
dropping your entire drink on the ground is much more embarrassing when you're sober
the new animal farm looks incredible
schlock on a once in a decade level
schlock on a once in a decade level
December 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
the new animal farm looks incredible
schlock on a once in a decade level
schlock on a once in a decade level
the new hr person uses AI to generate invitations to office parties and events which is nice because it's like getting a highlights magazine spot the mistakes page in your inbox every month or so
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the new hr person uses AI to generate invitations to office parties and events which is nice because it's like getting a highlights magazine spot the mistakes page in your inbox every month or so
if there's one thing I'm going to do while listening to a Spanish language ballad it's confuse heaven and jealousy
December 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
if there's one thing I'm going to do while listening to a Spanish language ballad it's confuse heaven and jealousy
we need a new ethnic christmas songs for the groups that have arrived since the 50s
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
we need a new ethnic christmas songs for the groups that have arrived since the 50s
Train Dreams(25): what if Ryusuke Hamaguchi actually thought that evil didn't exist
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Train Dreams(25): what if Ryusuke Hamaguchi actually thought that evil didn't exist
Train Dreams(25): they wouldn'tve built that cabin that close to the bank of the river, just asking for trouble and mosquitos
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Train Dreams(25): they wouldn'tve built that cabin that close to the bank of the river, just asking for trouble and mosquitos
this is definitely a bad take™️ and I've never seen eraserhead but the only David Lynch film I like is What Did Jack Do?
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
this is definitely a bad take™️ and I've never seen eraserhead but the only David Lynch film I like is What Did Jack Do?
I love using the coat hook on the train, turns the row into my little drawing room, I should start bringing a cardigan to change into like mr rodgers
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I love using the coat hook on the train, turns the row into my little drawing room, I should start bringing a cardigan to change into like mr rodgers
caught myself brooding around my apartment while wrapped in a blanket like act 5 macbeth
December 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
caught myself brooding around my apartment while wrapped in a blanket like act 5 macbeth
my godamn friend used the godamn fancy soap in my bathroom again
who does she think she is?!
who does she think she is?!
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
my godamn friend used the godamn fancy soap in my bathroom again
who does she think she is?!
who does she think she is?!
the ken burns / lynn novick doc i want to see is about americans in the pacific, like from the declaration of independence to just before ww2
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
the ken burns / lynn novick doc i want to see is about americans in the pacific, like from the declaration of independence to just before ww2
the ideal album is five sad songs, two funny ones and some filler
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
the ideal album is five sad songs, two funny ones and some filler
listen, as someone who's worked as a draftsman; regularly drawing up impossible buildings riddled with inconsistencies is not necessarily a bar on someone being a successful architect
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
listen, as someone who's worked as a draftsman; regularly drawing up impossible buildings riddled with inconsistencies is not necessarily a bar on someone being a successful architect
it's such a delight when you look out over a landscape and you spot, in the distance, a dog hunched over pooping
December 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
it's such a delight when you look out over a landscape and you spot, in the distance, a dog hunched over pooping
there were fully four different times at tonight's shane macgowan tribute show where I thought a guest singer was doing a bit, but nope they were really that drunk
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
there were fully four different times at tonight's shane macgowan tribute show where I thought a guest singer was doing a bit, but nope they were really that drunk
Ella Fitzgerald sings the Jimmy Buffett song book
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Ella Fitzgerald sings the Jimmy Buffett song book
after two days of playing the long game the cat is now completely unprepared for a me to betray her trust and scoop her up like a Precious Little Baby
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
after two days of playing the long game the cat is now completely unprepared for a me to betray her trust and scoop her up like a Precious Little Baby
laid low by hubris (food processor blade)
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
laid low by hubris (food processor blade)
fair's fair, if there isn't the will to return it to the Tappan Zee the bridge should just be named after whoever's the father of the current governor
what's Kathy Hochul's daddy's name?
what's Kathy Hochul's daddy's name?
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
fair's fair, if there isn't the will to return it to the Tappan Zee the bridge should just be named after whoever's the father of the current governor
what's Kathy Hochul's daddy's name?
what's Kathy Hochul's daddy's name?
I'm a mature enough person now to support other people's enjoyment of wicked, but the heart hates what the heart hates
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm a mature enough person now to support other people's enjoyment of wicked, but the heart hates what the heart hates
Watch Out, today im Living Extravagantly
(turned up the thermostat two degrees so I don't fall asleep because I'm sitting under blankets)
(turned up the thermostat two degrees so I don't fall asleep because I'm sitting under blankets)
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Watch Out, today im Living Extravagantly
(turned up the thermostat two degrees so I don't fall asleep because I'm sitting under blankets)
(turned up the thermostat two degrees so I don't fall asleep because I'm sitting under blankets)
Generación Zeta is so much more pleasant and dignified than 'gen z'
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Generación Zeta is so much more pleasant and dignified than 'gen z'
two months in and I still type my old password into my laptop first every time
that's true love
that's true love
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
two months in and I still type my old password into my laptop first every time
that's true love
that's true love