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Good heavens, would you look at the time...
December 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
And it was at that this moment that MAGA suddenly realised that they were perfectly fine with rap music, black people, and women.

apnews.com/article/nick...
Nicki Minaj surprises conservatives with praise for Trump, Vance at Arizona event
Rapper Nicki Minaj has made a surprise appearance at a gathering of conservatives in Arizona. Speaking on stage at Turning Point USA’s AmericaFest convention, the artist praised President Donald Trump...
apnews.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
December 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
What is even the point any more.
December 16, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I know stating that the rock scene is perpetually stuck in the past is nothing new, but the bands headlining rock festivals today are the same bands that were headlining 20-30 years ago. This is the rock equivalent of the biggest hip-hop festival of 2026 being headlined by Mystikal.
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
December 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Why is every employee rewards program like "sign up for just £50 a month and you could save up to £7 a month when you spend over £900 a month on crap you wouldn't bother with even if it were free!"?
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Thinking of putting up some of these around the office.
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
While the American right continues to invoke 9/11 to justify their bigotry until the heat death of the universe, what they've apparently failed to grasp here is that, to most young Americans (who, if I had to guess, made up a lot of Mamdani's voting base), 9/11 is basically just a meme now.
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When Superman activates his super-hearing, how come he only hears people shouting for help? How come he never hears the woman across town getting her back blown out by the landscaper while her husband's at a sales conference in Chattanooga?
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
School:

"You need to learn to do this in your head. In the real world you won't always have a calculator with you."

The real world:

"I didn't have a calculator with me, so I just did the maths in my head."

"What are you, insane? Go find a calculator!"
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Some people shouldn't be allowed phones.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
New favourite music video trope: "I found a bed in this abandoned warehouse, so I decided to get the girls round."
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Currently rolling these out across my workplace. That's one way to keep the dust out, I suppose!
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reposted
These articles always depend on a bizarre Schroedinger's Seattle: The city is falling apart due to progressive overreach but we should have re-elected the conservative non-socialist who has been in charge for the last four years.
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I always thought that voters abandoning politicians when those politicians abandon their principles was generally perceived as a good thing (see: John Fetterman), but does the message still ring the same if the politician's initial principles were actually cheeks?

www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's received threats amid deepening feud with Trump
The Georgia representative's revelation comes after Trump rescinded his support and suggested he would back a primary challenger against her.
www.nbcnews.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Every 3 times I swing this axe at my ankle, my foot just falls off!"
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"Right, that's our customary 2 minutes honouring those who died fighting fascism. Now, back to our fascism!"
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I never really thought of myself as one of those "doing the jobs that British people won't do" type of immigrants, but the last time my department had a vacancy we received so few applicants we had to bring back the last guy who left.
October 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM