I freely fairly and vehemently oppose your idiotic post

Got this oat stuff on a whim due to a sale and now Im sitting on 64 ounces of Blergh

Yknow it might be nice to have some real dairy as a treat. My old job had coffee on demand and I'd always go with a splash of half and half, now that make the coffee at home it usually gets almond milk which is Okay I Guess.

I'd try the maple syrup creamer even though it confounds me ngl

"you're not taking things seriously" yeah and you are speaking to me with your weird Lil thumbs ever think about that

no ethical guffaws under capitalism

You're laughing? The experience of living through the apex of human achievement is indistinguishable from satire and you're LAUGHING?

no one is ready to have this conversation

"you're not taking things seriously" yeah and you are speaking to me with your weird Lil thumbs ever think about that

Things are lookin good

Can we go one day without history happening

damn Santa is getting his ass whooped this year

I have never had my bias backed up by the NY post, let alone to this level of specificity

Whole new meaning to 'brain fart'