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Pinned
For sale: concrete shoes, never worn (mob boss tragedy)
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for sale: pear tree. partridge died
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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retrospecting today like you do, and I think this is the best thing I've written to date, even though it's from the early 2000s :)
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Fundamentally changing society by designing a power strip with outlets that are 1cm further apart
December 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Cancel my meetings
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I got some caramel oat milk creamer and it tastes like it hates me
December 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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some of you never watched a russian 8 year old go mad with power in a gmod server and it shows
December 30, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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"you're not taking things seriously" yeah and you are speaking to me with your weird Lil thumbs ever think about that
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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no ethical guffaws under capitalism
December 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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no one is ready to have this conversation
December 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I'm so sick of no one being funny any more it's not even funny
"we need to have a serious talk about..." no we fucking don't. we absolutely do not. we need to have unserious talks about anything but this. music. art. film. theatre. books. things that bring joy. if you need to have a serious talk so badly you can make it about shut up.
December 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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"we need to have a serious talk about..." no we fucking don't. we absolutely do not. we need to have unserious talks about anything but this. music. art. film. theatre. books. things that bring joy. if you need to have a serious talk so badly you can make it about shut up.
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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something very important for Dems to realize is that the tech overlords are not people you can win back by promising a lighter touch and saying a few nice things

they’ve gotten a taste of mask-off fascism and they are not going back, they don’t want to play nice with the peons anymore
There’s a funny Politico story showing that the latest polling on AI shows 80-20 in favor of heavy regulations, an absolute slam dunk platform, but Dems are worried about not winning back mask-off tech CEO donors
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
December 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My fwiembs 😞
December 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
SCUPSES
YIPEN
JOBY
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.

VODKA
BEACH
NACHOS

I’m in.
December 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Inside me there are two amphibians dressed in people clothes
December 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Inside me there are zero wolves
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Is a dish dirty if all you do is fart in it
December 29, 2025 at 8:11 AM
December 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You ever experience an event and then later no one's talking about it like you really have no fucking idea what just happened huh
December 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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your mom is going down in the anals of history
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Where tf was jamie on this one
Yeah, this dum dum is talking about chicken pox.

Anyway, it's very cool and awesome that he has so much cultural and political influence.
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I never want to get in a car again
December 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM