Pawtez
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That's only if they listen all the way to the end (including the 8 minutes of screams Spotify tacks on the end)
December 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
That's only if they listen all the way to the end (including the 8 minutes of screams Spotify tacks on the end)
yeah I wonder how that affects people's answers. "I expect Christmas to cost me more this year" hence a higher number vs "I am tightening the purse strings due to grim economic outlook" giving a lower number
December 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
yeah I wonder how that affects people's answers. "I expect Christmas to cost me more this year" hence a higher number vs "I am tightening the purse strings due to grim economic outlook" giving a lower number
I did this for a while and it wasn't like an illegal "fare evasion" you could "get caught" doing, there was just a surcharge applied if you buy the ticket on the train (if you run into the conductor) rather than at the station, so you weigh up the options
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I did this for a while and it wasn't like an illegal "fare evasion" you could "get caught" doing, there was just a surcharge applied if you buy the ticket on the train (if you run into the conductor) rather than at the station, so you weigh up the options
Politicians, famous for enacting the will of the people
December 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Politicians, famous for enacting the will of the people
everyone else at the party is devastated he couldn't make it
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
everyone else at the party is devastated he couldn't make it
why do sheep in Southern Germany never repeat themselves?
Because their baa varyin'
Because their baa varyin'
December 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
why do sheep in Southern Germany never repeat themselves?
Because their baa varyin'
Because their baa varyin'
Are you tired of reaching down to pick up your beverage? (black and white shot of guy clutching arthritic elbow in pain)
December 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Are you tired of reaching down to pick up your beverage? (black and white shot of guy clutching arthritic elbow in pain)
"why are people still mad about high prices? Inflation has gone down!"
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"why are people still mad about high prices? Inflation has gone down!"
guessing blue states have the most visitors
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
guessing blue states have the most visitors
"failed impeachment validates the regime" is no more plausible than "not attempting impeachment validates the regime"
December 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"failed impeachment validates the regime" is no more plausible than "not attempting impeachment validates the regime"
Reposted by Pawtez
Curling in a ball and claiming that the GOP is too powerful to even *allow them to have a discussion about impeachment* is comically weak and pathetic.
The American people deserve better than this.
The American people deserve better than this.
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Curling in a ball and claiming that the GOP is too powerful to even *allow them to have a discussion about impeachment* is comically weak and pathetic.
The American people deserve better than this.
The American people deserve better than this.
Nobody wants to vote for someone named after a public wifi network
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Nobody wants to vote for someone named after a public wifi network
what is happening in these here comments
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
what is happening in these here comments
life without chatgpt:
a man is standing in a living room holding a tray of food and drinks .
Alt: Black and white scene from an infomercial: a man is standing in a living room holding a tray of food and drinks . He aggressively sits down in the armchair, clumsily spilling everything on the tray
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
life without chatgpt:
With that rhyme it almost perfectly fits the original tune
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
With that rhyme it almost perfectly fits the original tune
did not realize there were even 25,000 words in existence
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
did not realize there were even 25,000 words in existence
Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Ahahaha this is what I thought of too
Based on current trends Elon is an asshole
Based on current trends Elon is an asshole
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Ahahaha this is what I thought of too
Based on current trends Elon is an asshole
Based on current trends Elon is an asshole
Snakes on a plane 🤝 worms in a brain
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Snakes on a plane 🤝 worms in a brain
Hilary Clinton is like when you just fished your phone out of the toilet but then drop it back in again
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hilary Clinton is like when you just fished your phone out of the toilet but then drop it back in again
but he *did* get a nobel peace prize for every war he ended
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
but he *did* get a nobel peace prize for every war he ended