Phil Gonzales
@pcgonzo.bsky.social
I have Berenstain Bears, Horror, & Film podcasts. Also, ADHD. I'm a barrel of fun. Work in a bookstore. Also for a brain injury nonprofit. I live in Minneapolis. Please don't follow me home. he/him
https://linktr.ee/pcgonzo
https://linktr.ee/pcgonzo
Reposted by Phil Gonzales
Constant sealing and cleaning issues. Arms will wear through sealant at different rates on same armrest.
Next time you’re at someone’s kitchen with a marble countertop, bring in the iPad and imagine your arms resting on the countertop for 60-75 minute stretches before intermission.
Next time you’re at someone’s kitchen with a marble countertop, bring in the iPad and imagine your arms resting on the countertop for 60-75 minute stretches before intermission.
December 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Constant sealing and cleaning issues. Arms will wear through sealant at different rates on same armrest.
Next time you’re at someone’s kitchen with a marble countertop, bring in the iPad and imagine your arms resting on the countertop for 60-75 minute stretches before intermission.
Next time you’re at someone’s kitchen with a marble countertop, bring in the iPad and imagine your arms resting on the countertop for 60-75 minute stretches before intermission.
Santa cannot cross running water which is why he relies on the reindeer to carry him, unconscious, through the sky. #XmasFacts
December 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Santa cannot cross running water which is why he relies on the reindeer to carry him, unconscious, through the sky. #XmasFacts
I couldn't believe he'd actually swallowed a whole mouse like his only frame of reference re: animal swallowing was Tom and Jerry shorts or the song I Know An Old Lady.
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I couldn't believe he'd actually swallowed a whole mouse like his only frame of reference re: animal swallowing was Tom and Jerry shorts or the song I Know An Old Lady.
There's a really good edit of it on th'Tube:
youtu.be/ZiyJUyoN0ZE
youtu.be/ZiyJUyoN0ZE
Anakin - Redux
YouTube video by Phil Gonzales
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
There's a really good edit of it on th'Tube:
youtu.be/ZiyJUyoN0ZE
youtu.be/ZiyJUyoN0ZE
19. Remember hearing Paul Hardcastle's 19 on the radio.
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
19. Remember hearing Paul Hardcastle's 19 on the radio.
Nine times in the theater!
roger rabbit is holding a stack of plates
ALT: roger rabbit is holding a stack of plates
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Nine times in the theater!
The people who block you aren't interested in listening to good faith discussions. Be happy you're rid of them.
July 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The people who block you aren't interested in listening to good faith discussions. Be happy you're rid of them.