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Collie 🍄
@pcolliex.bsky.social
A Dumbass Doing as Dumbasses ✨Do✨
Every time I wear brown lipstick or line my lips, I heal my inner teenager a little more bc bitches used to tell me I looked ugly with it but no other color ever made me feel more beautiful 🫶🤎
January 9, 2026 at 6:41 AM
He's helping me heal one adventure at a time 🩵
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I miss my sister 😭
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
So grateful for all the shows I've been able to see in the last couple years. For me seeing some of these legends in person is breathtaking.
October 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I miss my sister already 😭💔
September 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I love to laugh, loud and long and clear 😂
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ALT: a man in a suit is laughing with two children behind him and the words lol lol lol lol on the bottom
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May 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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April 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
During the Great Depression, it was Hoover who fucked us. During the Vietnam war, it was Nixon who fucked us. During the crash of 2008, it was Clinton who fucked us. And now y'all went & voted for ANOTHER jackass who will AGAIN, FUCK US.
March 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
WHO ELSE IS EXCITED FOR KENDRICK TOMORROW!!!!!????? 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️
February 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Beyonce winning Best Country Album at the Grammys gonna piss off allll the right people.
February 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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January 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Current pop country music captures the movement of the right. Hardly any singing about poverty, relationships, or making one’s way in a tough world, but countless songs that go like “I don’t give a fuck if you hate my fifty thousand dollar truck.” No one even knew about your truck bro, relax
January 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Let me just…
January 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I love a bisexual man. Y’all are safe over here 🫶🏽
January 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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In 2020, it became apparent that a lot of people had been asleep in science class.

Well, in 2025, it’s become quite apparent that they slept through history class, too.

#Resist
January 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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The goal is to overwhelm us so we give up. Don't do that!
January 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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In about 12 hours the nightmare begins.

Hold your friends and family close. Try to protect your communities and your sanity. All empires fall and madness can’t reign forever. Work toward that brighter day as we walk together through this valley of darkness.
January 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Carrie Underwood? Never listened to her anyway. Kid Rock? Be serious.

...Snoop Dogg??? That one hurts.
January 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Hey America. Just saying.
January 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Short answer: We live in hell.

Long answer: WE LIVE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 🔥
Also can anyone explain how someone who isn’t even inaugurated yet is controlling things like this?
January 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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We live in a parody.
blasphemous grifting -- Lee Greenwood says Trump may take the oath of office on a new limited edition Trump bible that is going to be released tomorrow
January 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Brilliantly put.

Credit Mark Wynne
January 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM