Pearl
@pearlpaints.bsky.social
I’m just trying to feel okay. And do art.
Why does this sound like a porn title?
February 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Why does this sound like a porn title?
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
I have a wet dead rat… I think he was under the snow that melted
February 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I have a wet dead rat… I think he was under the snow that melted
Lately I’ve been cheering myself up by telling myself whatever I’m upset about today will be replaced by something way more upsetting in the future. It’s dark but effective. ~“Future self has it WORSE”
February 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Lately I’ve been cheering myself up by telling myself whatever I’m upset about today will be replaced by something way more upsetting in the future. It’s dark but effective. ~“Future self has it WORSE”
Cooking shows are like porn for the heart
February 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Cooking shows are like porn for the heart
I’ve accidentally twerked enough times to know it’s possible and now I can’t be stopped
February 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’ve accidentally twerked enough times to know it’s possible and now I can’t be stopped
Less swiping and scrolling. More dancing by yourself in your living room.
February 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Less swiping and scrolling. More dancing by yourself in your living room.
This is not 1-4 inches of snow
February 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is not 1-4 inches of snow
Someone parked their car in front of the entrance into a traffic circle. That level of no fucks given is unparalleled
February 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Someone parked their car in front of the entrance into a traffic circle. That level of no fucks given is unparalleled
When it’s not pure evil, it’s just plain silly. Gulf of America is hilarious. I honestly don’t give a shit about that, if he can just go back to building that wall and telling people to Lysol. Those were the good days
February 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
When it’s not pure evil, it’s just plain silly. Gulf of America is hilarious. I honestly don’t give a shit about that, if he can just go back to building that wall and telling people to Lysol. Those were the good days
Spent all day rotting buuut I did workout, yay. I have not looked at the news. I feel like there’s an optimal time of day to schedule such a thing but am not entirely sure… I know last thing before bed is not it
February 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Spent all day rotting buuut I did workout, yay. I have not looked at the news. I feel like there’s an optimal time of day to schedule such a thing but am not entirely sure… I know last thing before bed is not it
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I'm at peak feloncholy.
Feloncholy (n) ˈfe-lən-ˌkä-lē :
Depression of spirits that
a convicted felon doesn't
get imprisoned or a timely
court hearing, and just won't
fvcking go away.
Feloncholy (n) ˈfe-lən-ˌkä-lē :
Depression of spirits that
a convicted felon doesn't
get imprisoned or a timely
court hearing, and just won't
fvcking go away.
February 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I'm at peak feloncholy.
Feloncholy (n) ˈfe-lən-ˌkä-lē :
Depression of spirits that
a convicted felon doesn't
get imprisoned or a timely
court hearing, and just won't
fvcking go away.
Feloncholy (n) ˈfe-lən-ˌkä-lē :
Depression of spirits that
a convicted felon doesn't
get imprisoned or a timely
court hearing, and just won't
fvcking go away.
A lot of people don’t get why I canceled an overseas vacation in March. I’m confused why they’re confused. The list of reasons is long, can you not guess a single one, do I have to list each one out and look at you looking at me like I’m crazy?
February 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
A lot of people don’t get why I canceled an overseas vacation in March. I’m confused why they’re confused. The list of reasons is long, can you not guess a single one, do I have to list each one out and look at you looking at me like I’m crazy?
I know Harry Potter got cancelled but I still cherish it. I’ve found myself thinking about it during this mess and am playing it in the background now 🥺
February 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I know Harry Potter got cancelled but I still cherish it. I’ve found myself thinking about it during this mess and am playing it in the background now 🥺
I think I’m feeling slightly thicker skinned today, at last
February 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I think I’m feeling slightly thicker skinned today, at last
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Current states signed onto the lawsuit against DOGE: Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, Nevada, Rhode Island, Vermont
Is your state on the list? If not, CALL YOUR AG 👉 5calls.org/issue/musk-d...
Is your state on the list? If not, CALL YOUR AG 👉 5calls.org/issue/musk-d...
February 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Current states signed onto the lawsuit against DOGE: Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, Nevada, Rhode Island, Vermont
Is your state on the list? If not, CALL YOUR AG 👉 5calls.org/issue/musk-d...
Is your state on the list? If not, CALL YOUR AG 👉 5calls.org/issue/musk-d...
Almost bought a 25lb bag of rice at Costco but didn’t. I’d rather starve than have excess rice sitting in my living room reminding me of how paranoid I am on the very likely chance the world isn’t ending yet
I do however have 48 eggs. I live alone but that feels absolutely necessary
I do however have 48 eggs. I live alone but that feels absolutely necessary
February 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Almost bought a 25lb bag of rice at Costco but didn’t. I’d rather starve than have excess rice sitting in my living room reminding me of how paranoid I am on the very likely chance the world isn’t ending yet
I do however have 48 eggs. I live alone but that feels absolutely necessary
I do however have 48 eggs. I live alone but that feels absolutely necessary
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I apologize for every joke made at the expense of doomsday preppers. You were right to plan ahead.
February 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I apologize for every joke made at the expense of doomsday preppers. You were right to plan ahead.
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I agree that the election was rigged. Would love to know why the dems didn't challenge the results.
February 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I agree that the election was rigged. Would love to know why the dems didn't challenge the results.
Officially canceled my Portugal trip. Living life to the fullest is a luxury that I can’t afford in this crazy Trump era. No idea what is happening or what will happen. Kudos to those brave enough to still be traveling (for fun) anyway but officially there’s no
February 6, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Officially canceled my Portugal trip. Living life to the fullest is a luxury that I can’t afford in this crazy Trump era. No idea what is happening or what will happen. Kudos to those brave enough to still be traveling (for fun) anyway but officially there’s no
I did not die… and now I get to be home and sleep in my own bed and be alone and I’ll go look at what eggs cost tomorrow
February 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I did not die… and now I get to be home and sleep in my own bed and be alone and I’ll go look at what eggs cost tomorrow
If I die on this flight I’m going to be pissed. Yeah yeah, statistics about car accidents being a much greater risk. STILL there’s been 2 US plane crashes last week and one mishap and here I go with my happy ass onto this little flying sardine can, voluntarily… it will be fine 🤷♀️
February 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If I die on this flight I’m going to be pissed. Yeah yeah, statistics about car accidents being a much greater risk. STILL there’s been 2 US plane crashes last week and one mishap and here I go with my happy ass onto this little flying sardine can, voluntarily… it will be fine 🤷♀️
Couldn’t make it through my super strong airport cocktail
February 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Couldn’t make it through my super strong airport cocktail