Pelton
pelton.bsky.social
Pelton
@pelton.bsky.social
Yes, that Pelton. Not the other one.
Wait: are we virtual reality to AI?
February 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Who's the genius who thought it was a good idea to teach crows about fire?
February 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Instead of asking,
"Who is Kendrick Lamar?"
maybe we should be asking,
"why does Kendrick Lamar?"
Best Super Bowl LIX Prop Bets

Here's why you need to smash the over on 2.5 commercials played during this year's Super Bowl.
February 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Hey, didn’t Zuckerberg promise us a Musk cage match fight to the death?
February 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Melania is going to make mint charging Trump for the FLE, First Lady Experience.
Trump: "I'm signing an executive order to open up the pumps and valves in the north. We want to get that water pouring down here as quickly as possible ... you're talking about unlimited water coming up from the Pacific Northwest, even coming from parts of Canada."
January 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
If there's one thing I've learned, it's to never squeak a greasy wheel.
January 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Settling in to watch my favorite Christmas movie, Abel Gance’s 5 ½ hour silent holiday classic *Napoleon*
December 22, 2024 at 11:07 PM
“With that move, the portal opened and the creature appeared.”
December 12, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I still believe that the Mayans’ prediction that time would end in 2012 was correct.
December 11, 2024 at 7:14 PM