Paul Nelson
@penforprez.bsky.social
Grieving Missouri ex-pat. Dabbles in quizbowl and trivia sometimes. Loves road trips, bad food, and hard country music. Some have called me "The Missouri Gentleman;" YMMV.
Fandoms: St. Louis Cardinals, Winnipeg Jets, Buffalo Bills
Fandoms: St. Louis Cardinals, Winnipeg Jets, Buffalo Bills
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Paul Nelson
@penforprez.bsky.social
· Nov 18
I've Always Been Crazy
YouTube video by Waylon Jennings - Topic
youtu.be
I've always been crazy/But it's kept me from going insane
"I've Always Been Crazy," Waylon Jennings (1978)
youtu.be/vda75XawNzk?...
"I've Always Been Crazy," Waylon Jennings (1978)
youtu.be/vda75XawNzk?...
So we have personal pan watermelons now?? 🤣
June 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
So we have personal pan watermelons now?? 🤣
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Everything is absurd nonsense that means nothing. That’s what we survive and call “living”.
But if you live where people work toward making that absurd nonsense actively evil for everyone else, it’s fine to fantasize about putting those people into a woodchipper.
Thanks for enjoying arbys
But if you live where people work toward making that absurd nonsense actively evil for everyone else, it’s fine to fantasize about putting those people into a woodchipper.
Thanks for enjoying arbys
May 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Everything is absurd nonsense that means nothing. That’s what we survive and call “living”.
But if you live where people work toward making that absurd nonsense actively evil for everyone else, it’s fine to fantasize about putting those people into a woodchipper.
Thanks for enjoying arbys
But if you live where people work toward making that absurd nonsense actively evil for everyone else, it’s fine to fantasize about putting those people into a woodchipper.
Thanks for enjoying arbys
Testes, testes: One, two. . . three?!
June 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Testes, testes: One, two. . . three?!
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Resist, resist, resist. For Dale.
January 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Resist, resist, resist. For Dale.
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Hey, new Doomsday Clock dropped. Those pussies only moved it up 10 seconds to 80 seconds to midnight, but if we all keep up the good work I know we can get closer to the finish line next year.
Please enjoy arbys
Please enjoy arbys
January 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hey, new Doomsday Clock dropped. Those pussies only moved it up 10 seconds to 80 seconds to midnight, but if we all keep up the good work I know we can get closer to the finish line next year.
Please enjoy arbys
Please enjoy arbys
I work in health insurance, so I'm curious: Am I the only person who giggles at the word "arrears??" 🤣
January 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I work in health insurance, so I'm curious: Am I the only person who giggles at the word "arrears??" 🤣
Why am I so itchy?? (Wrong answers only.)
January 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Why am I so itchy?? (Wrong answers only.)
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Butker should step aside. Make his wife a sandwich. He should realize his life really started when he became a husband and a father. He should give up his day job. He should realize he’s been told diabolical lies — his place is in the home.
January 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Butker should step aside. Make his wife a sandwich. He should realize his life really started when he became a husband and a father. He should give up his day job. He should realize he’s been told diabolical lies — his place is in the home.
Now that America is becoming a fascist state, should we take inspiration from Mussolini by calling Trump "Il Douchey??" 🤔
December 31, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Now that America is becoming a fascist state, should we take inspiration from Mussolini by calling Trump "Il Douchey??" 🤔
RIP Jimmy Carter (1924-2024)
December 30, 2024 at 2:51 PM
RIP Jimmy Carter (1924-2024)
What would Waylon do? Probably snort two more lines of coke and go kick some ass.
December 25, 2024 at 7:38 AM
What would Waylon do? Probably snort two more lines of coke and go kick some ass.
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Make it make sense.
December 24, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Make it make sense.
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A reminder to anyone trapped in an airport due to weather conditions right now:
You have a right to stay in a nearby picturesque village while the airline sorts out a rebooked flight for the 27th. They also have to provide a widowed lumberjack for you to fall in love with.
Know your rights.
You have a right to stay in a nearby picturesque village while the airline sorts out a rebooked flight for the 27th. They also have to provide a widowed lumberjack for you to fall in love with.
Know your rights.
December 21, 2024 at 8:15 PM
A reminder to anyone trapped in an airport due to weather conditions right now:
You have a right to stay in a nearby picturesque village while the airline sorts out a rebooked flight for the 27th. They also have to provide a widowed lumberjack for you to fall in love with.
Know your rights.
You have a right to stay in a nearby picturesque village while the airline sorts out a rebooked flight for the 27th. They also have to provide a widowed lumberjack for you to fall in love with.
Know your rights.
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Oh, what a night! Abandoned home under the stars in southern Alberta. #ArtAdventCalendar #abandoned #Alberta #explore #stars #space #photography
December 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Oh, what a night! Abandoned home under the stars in southern Alberta. #ArtAdventCalendar #abandoned #Alberta #explore #stars #space #photography
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Shout-out to everyone keeping me out of schools. I don't want to be there either.
December 14, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Shout-out to everyone keeping me out of schools. I don't want to be there either.
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Some five-word horror stories for Friday the 13th:
Running out of tea bags
Someone talking in a lift
Unexpected knock on the door
Biscuit falling into your brew
Stuck on rail replacement bus
Forgetting to take an umbrella
Missing bin day before Christmas
Say a bit about yourself
Running out of tea bags
Someone talking in a lift
Unexpected knock on the door
Biscuit falling into your brew
Stuck on rail replacement bus
Forgetting to take an umbrella
Missing bin day before Christmas
Say a bit about yourself
December 13, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Some five-word horror stories for Friday the 13th:
Running out of tea bags
Someone talking in a lift
Unexpected knock on the door
Biscuit falling into your brew
Stuck on rail replacement bus
Forgetting to take an umbrella
Missing bin day before Christmas
Say a bit about yourself
Running out of tea bags
Someone talking in a lift
Unexpected knock on the door
Biscuit falling into your brew
Stuck on rail replacement bus
Forgetting to take an umbrella
Missing bin day before Christmas
Say a bit about yourself
A random photo from my most recent road trip through New Mexico, El Paso, and the Texas Panhandle. This was on US 54 somewhere north of Alamogordo.
December 13, 2024 at 6:16 AM
A random photo from my most recent road trip through New Mexico, El Paso, and the Texas Panhandle. This was on US 54 somewhere north of Alamogordo.
December 13, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Apparently, my fellow Americans don't even understand that 15 is greater than 12 anymore. *facepalm*
December 13, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Apparently, my fellow Americans don't even understand that 15 is greater than 12 anymore. *facepalm*
Julie's (my girlfriend's) new impromptu ad jingle for Vaseline (to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It"):
If you have an itchy bum, use Vaseline
If you have an itchy bum, use Vaseline
If you have an open wound
Vaseline will heal it soon
If you have an itchy bum, use Vaseline
If you have an itchy bum, use Vaseline
If you have an itchy bum, use Vaseline
If you have an open wound
Vaseline will heal it soon
If you have an itchy bum, use Vaseline
December 13, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Julie's (my girlfriend's) new impromptu ad jingle for Vaseline (to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It"):
If you have an itchy bum, use Vaseline
If you have an itchy bum, use Vaseline
If you have an open wound
Vaseline will heal it soon
If you have an itchy bum, use Vaseline
If you have an itchy bum, use Vaseline
If you have an itchy bum, use Vaseline
If you have an open wound
Vaseline will heal it soon
If you have an itchy bum, use Vaseline
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
December 11, 2024 at 2:39 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
(taps microphone) Ahem!
Is this thing on? Is this thing on?? Can everyone hear me?
Is this thing on? Is this thing on?? Can everyone hear me?
November 19, 2024 at 2:57 AM
(taps microphone) Ahem!
Is this thing on? Is this thing on?? Can everyone hear me?
Is this thing on? Is this thing on?? Can everyone hear me?
I've always been crazy/But it's kept me from going insane
"I've Always Been Crazy," Waylon Jennings (1978)
youtu.be/vda75XawNzk?...
"I've Always Been Crazy," Waylon Jennings (1978)
youtu.be/vda75XawNzk?...
I've Always Been Crazy
YouTube video by Waylon Jennings - Topic
youtu.be
November 18, 2024 at 4:04 AM
I've always been crazy/But it's kept me from going insane
"I've Always Been Crazy," Waylon Jennings (1978)
youtu.be/vda75XawNzk?...
"I've Always Been Crazy," Waylon Jennings (1978)
youtu.be/vda75XawNzk?...