Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️🌈
@penguinitoguate.bsky.social
Human being. Reader. Writer. Translator. Editor.
Progressive/Leftist. Atheist.
Gringo who's lived half his life in Guatemala.
Husband. Daddy of doggies.
Progressive/Leftist. Atheist.
Gringo who's lived half his life in Guatemala.
Husband. Daddy of doggies.
As the regime's backhoes are literally and figuratively knocking things down, it turns out that their own stupidity is one of the barely functioning load-bearing supports for the country.
December 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
With the axing of the CECOT story, CBS is now officially part of the Regime Industrial Complex (within its Media, Communications, and Propaganda Directorate).
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
With the axing of the CECOT story, CBS is now officially part of the Regime Industrial Complex (within its Media, Communications, and Propaganda Directorate).
Zoolander had "Blue Steel".
Kash has "Surprise Unscheduled Colonoscopy".
Kash has "Surprise Unscheduled Colonoscopy".
December 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Zoolander had "Blue Steel".
Kash has "Surprise Unscheduled Colonoscopy".
Kash has "Surprise Unscheduled Colonoscopy".
As CBS now seems to be an official part of the Regime Industrial Complex, I think this applies:
bsky.app/profile/peng...
bsky.app/profile/peng...
As the regime's backhoes are literally and figuratively knocking things down, it turns out that their own stupidity is one of the barely functioning load-bearing supports for the country.
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
As CBS now seems to be an official part of the Regime Industrial Complex, I think this applies:
bsky.app/profile/peng...
bsky.app/profile/peng...
"But... man, I don't wanna have to 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬. I just want lasers and spaceships and explosions."
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"But... man, I don't wanna have to 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬. I just want lasers and spaceships and explosions."
It's that too many who've heard her say that some perfectly reasonable "shortcut is ok/store-bought is fine"-type comment let their own internal views about her "perfect" life/style/lifestyle filter what she said, so they only hear snideness/condescension/"she thinks she's better ’n me, huh?!"
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
It's that too many who've heard her say that some perfectly reasonable "shortcut is ok/store-bought is fine"-type comment let their own internal views about her "perfect" life/style/lifestyle filter what she said, so they only hear snideness/condescension/"she thinks she's better ’n me, huh?!"
If The Eventᵀᴹ doesn't happen before then (fingers crossed! 🤞🏻), then at the most ‘Idiocracy’-flavored event ever, intended to “celebrate” the 250ᵗʰ anniversary of the Declaration of Independence–streaming and on live TV–it would be the most poetic justice occurrence in decades, if not centuries.
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If The Eventᵀᴹ doesn't happen before then (fingers crossed! 🤞🏻), then at the most ‘Idiocracy’-flavored event ever, intended to “celebrate” the 250ᵗʰ anniversary of the Declaration of Independence–streaming and on live TV–it would be the most poetic justice occurrence in decades, if not centuries.
Oh... sorry, Sky. It was just Jerry-level cringe
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Oh... sorry, Sky. It was just Jerry-level cringe
Jerry, no!
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Jerry, no!
Judiciously used, this system can cut the number of trips to the grocery by about half.
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Judiciously used, this system can cut the number of trips to the grocery by about half.
Seriously, tho,
I can empathize.
But as one of the other commenters said, if you can afford it, it can be easier if – for all your standard/staple foods and ingredients – you keep one in use and at least one in the pantry/freezer, and when you use one, it immediately goes on the grocery list.
I can empathize.
But as one of the other commenters said, if you can afford it, it can be easier if – for all your standard/staple foods and ingredients – you keep one in use and at least one in the pantry/freezer, and when you use one, it immediately goes on the grocery list.
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Seriously, tho,
I can empathize.
But as one of the other commenters said, if you can afford it, it can be easier if – for all your standard/staple foods and ingredients – you keep one in use and at least one in the pantry/freezer, and when you use one, it immediately goes on the grocery list.
I can empathize.
But as one of the other commenters said, if you can afford it, it can be easier if – for all your standard/staple foods and ingredients – you keep one in use and at least one in the pantry/freezer, and when you use one, it immediately goes on the grocery list.
Try new SlurrySludgeᵀᴹ from the makers of Soylent Greenᵀᴹ!
(Sure, it tastes like cardboard, but it's got all the vitamins, minerals, and micro-nutrients you need.)
Now available in handy 55-galon drums.
(Sure, it tastes like cardboard, but it's got all the vitamins, minerals, and micro-nutrients you need.)
Now available in handy 55-galon drums.
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Try new SlurrySludgeᵀᴹ from the makers of Soylent Greenᵀᴹ!
(Sure, it tastes like cardboard, but it's got all the vitamins, minerals, and micro-nutrients you need.)
Now available in handy 55-galon drums.
(Sure, it tastes like cardboard, but it's got all the vitamins, minerals, and micro-nutrients you need.)
Now available in handy 55-galon drums.
"Whether it was headed to the US or not is simply beside the point. It was in the Americas, which the US has complete sovereignty over. We own the Western Hemisphere and can do whatever we damn well please."
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"Whether it was headed to the US or not is simply beside the point. It was in the Americas, which the US has complete sovereignty over. We own the Western Hemisphere and can do whatever we damn well please."