Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️🌈
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Human being. Reader. Writer. Translator. Editor.
Progressive/Leftist. Atheist.
Gringo who's lived half his life in Guatemala.
Husband. Daddy of doggies.
Progressive/Leftist. Atheist.
Gringo who's lived half his life in Guatemala.
Husband. Daddy of doggies.
Pinned
Rules that never fail:
• if he says that something is bad, it's actually good;
• if he says that something is good, it's actually bad;
• if he says that he's going to do something good, he won't;
• if he says that he's going to do something bad, he absolutely definitely fucking will.
• if he says that something is bad, it's actually good;
• if he says that something is good, it's actually bad;
• if he says that he's going to do something good, he won't;
• if he says that he's going to do something bad, he absolutely definitely fucking will.
White House Chief of Staff Suzie Wiles and FBI Director Kash Patel, seen here on Day 342 of their record-length matchup in this year's Executive Branch Staring Contest
December 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
White House Chief of Staff Suzie Wiles and FBI Director Kash Patel, seen here on Day 342 of their record-length matchup in this year's Executive Branch Staring Contest
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
Cursed image forever burned into your mind:
I would imagine that he's worn out quite a few breast pumps.
I would imagine that he's worn out quite a few breast pumps.
December 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Cursed image forever burned into your mind:
I would imagine that he's worn out quite a few breast pumps.
I would imagine that he's worn out quite a few breast pumps.
The only edifice that I'd like to see Trump's name on is the wing of CECOT where his cell is located.
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The only edifice that I'd like to see Trump's name on is the wing of CECOT where his cell is located.
I'm sure they hope that, when it happens, it happens behind the scenes, out of sight, so that it's easier to control the narrative.
However, I think that – because of what we've endured – we deserve to see that tremor, the small shudder, the last spasm, the ultimate exhalation...
as a little treat.
However, I think that – because of what we've endured – we deserve to see that tremor, the small shudder, the last spasm, the ultimate exhalation...
as a little treat.
December 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'm sure they hope that, when it happens, it happens behind the scenes, out of sight, so that it's easier to control the narrative.
However, I think that – because of what we've endured – we deserve to see that tremor, the small shudder, the last spasm, the ultimate exhalation...
as a little treat.
However, I think that – because of what we've endured – we deserve to see that tremor, the small shudder, the last spasm, the ultimate exhalation...
as a little treat.
What will the history books call it?
My vote is for:
“the Venezuela/Epstein War”
My vote is for:
“the Venezuela/Epstein War”
December 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
What will the history books call it?
My vote is for:
“the Venezuela/Epstein War”
My vote is for:
“the Venezuela/Epstein War”
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The year is 2382. All physical and digital media was lost in a great cataclysm that humanity has gradually rebuilt itself from. The village gathers for festivities and drinks. A travelling musician plays a song passed down in folk tradition for centuries. It is called the YMCA. Everyone joins in
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The year is 2382. All physical and digital media was lost in a great cataclysm that humanity has gradually rebuilt itself from. The village gathers for festivities and drinks. A travelling musician plays a song passed down in folk tradition for centuries. It is called the YMCA. Everyone joins in
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“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
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The manosphere implies the existence of a womanocube
December 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The manosphere implies the existence of a womanocube
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Street art Nativity scene 🔥
December 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Street art Nativity scene 🔥
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Sometimes the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Sometimes the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy
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Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette probably had really good security and bodyguards, right up until they didn’t.
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette probably had really good security and bodyguards, right up until they didn’t.
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
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They should get RFK Jr. to do the audiobook for American Canto
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
They should get RFK Jr. to do the audiobook for American Canto
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One issue is the constitution being written by educated men, imagined that future citizens and leaders would be as educated as them or more, and that therefore their future was always going to be one that respected unwritten but agreed upon centuries of English legal tradition
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
One issue is the constitution being written by educated men, imagined that future citizens and leaders would be as educated as them or more, and that therefore their future was always going to be one that respected unwritten but agreed upon centuries of English legal tradition
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Miller wants power and he wants to hurt people. He's got the mentality of a serial killer, but sublimated into politics. There were plenty of guys like that running the original German Nazis.
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Miller wants power and he wants to hurt people. He's got the mentality of a serial killer, but sublimated into politics. There were plenty of guys like that running the original German Nazis.
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Politicians love to talk about "kids safety" until you ask them to do something that would actually keep kids safe like fund housing, healthcare, education, outdoor spaces, arts programs, etc.
That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.
That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Politicians love to talk about "kids safety" until you ask them to do something that would actually keep kids safe like fund housing, healthcare, education, outdoor spaces, arts programs, etc.
That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.
That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.
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I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
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MAGA mantra
Versions of the same:
For my friends, everything; for my enemies, the law.
One group the law protects but does not bind; and another group the law binds but does not protect.
And that foundation of fascism everywhere: the strong do what they will, while the weak suffer what they must.
Versions of the same:
For my friends, everything; for my enemies, the law.
One group the law protects but does not bind; and another group the law binds but does not protect.
And that foundation of fascism everywhere: the strong do what they will, while the weak suffer what they must.
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
MAGA mantra
Versions of the same:
For my friends, everything; for my enemies, the law.
One group the law protects but does not bind; and another group the law binds but does not protect.
And that foundation of fascism everywhere: the strong do what they will, while the weak suffer what they must.
Versions of the same:
For my friends, everything; for my enemies, the law.
One group the law protects but does not bind; and another group the law binds but does not protect.
And that foundation of fascism everywhere: the strong do what they will, while the weak suffer what they must.
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It’s not just rampant anti-intellectualism in politics it’s also that the only state functions both sides uniformly get behind are surveillance and imprisonment the other parts of state capacity are viewed as burdens to be resolved not actual requirements of running a country
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It’s not just rampant anti-intellectualism in politics it’s also that the only state functions both sides uniformly get behind are surveillance and imprisonment the other parts of state capacity are viewed as burdens to be resolved not actual requirements of running a country
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No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
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Nothing says cunty like an all-chrome spaceship
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Nothing says cunty like an all-chrome spaceship