Pengu
@pengukeyblader.bsky.social
Perpetually tired multi-classing neurodivergent (ADHD, autism), god of unknowable gender, in need of a hug (and friends) [they/them]
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Pengu
@pengukeyblader.bsky.social
· Jul 3
this is all I will say about current events (the hellhole that is the world)
slipped on ice and didn’t actually fall but the way I landed on my foot also hurt so how’s everyone else doing today
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
slipped on ice and didn’t actually fall but the way I landed on my foot also hurt so how’s everyone else doing today
trying to figure out what the hell happened to this garage in the apartment complex
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
trying to figure out what the hell happened to this garage in the apartment complex
happy new year party people
let's all just. survive and thrive huh.
let's all just. survive and thrive huh.
a penguin is surrounded by confetti and the words happy new year
ALT: a penguin is surrounded by confetti and the words happy new year
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January 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
happy new year party people
let's all just. survive and thrive huh.
let's all just. survive and thrive huh.
still got another hour till midnight but staying up till midnight for new year is kinda. whatever. when you stay up till midnight every day
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
still got another hour till midnight but staying up till midnight for new year is kinda. whatever. when you stay up till midnight every day
wow it's already the final day of the year huh
December 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
wow it's already the final day of the year huh
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
I’ve been in a state of just Going Through It all day so I hope everyone else is having a good holiday
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’ve been in a state of just Going Through It all day so I hope everyone else is having a good holiday
tragically the second hotfix killed it
December 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
tragically the second hotfix killed it
I am so. detached. from the holidays. I just do not care at all man
December 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I am so. detached. from the holidays. I just do not care at all man
wait it actually survived the hotfix
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
wait it actually survived the hotfix
oh they really are just. here huh
December 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
oh they really are just. here huh
ran a quick Dzemael Darkhold and Aurum Vale unsynced just to see the changes. Dzemael is like. completely different now. the mobs are unchanged but no more needing to activate the timers to open the gates n stuff (also no more needing to drag the first boss into the crystal to attack it)
December 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
ran a quick Dzemael Darkhold and Aurum Vale unsynced just to see the changes. Dzemael is like. completely different now. the mobs are unchanged but no more needing to activate the timers to open the gates n stuff (also no more needing to drag the first boss into the crystal to attack it)
I have no idea how to play this because I haven't looked at anything for it
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I have no idea how to play this because I haven't looked at anything for it
hope the gamers have fun with FF14 patch day
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
hope the gamers have fun with FF14 patch day
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
pros of this cold as fuck weather: I made myself the ultimate blanket cocoon of warmth in bed
cons of this cold as fuck weather: needing to leave the cocoon of warmth
getting out of bed was a real struggle this morning
cons of this cold as fuck weather: needing to leave the cocoon of warmth
getting out of bed was a real struggle this morning
December 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
pros of this cold as fuck weather: I made myself the ultimate blanket cocoon of warmth in bed
cons of this cold as fuck weather: needing to leave the cocoon of warmth
getting out of bed was a real struggle this morning
cons of this cold as fuck weather: needing to leave the cocoon of warmth
getting out of bed was a real struggle this morning
Jennifer English winning best lead performer at the Golden Joysticks where she thanked Queer Joy and then winning at The Game Awards where she dedicated it to all the neurodivergent people 🥹
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Jennifer English winning best lead performer at the Golden Joysticks where she thanked Queer Joy and then winning at The Game Awards where she dedicated it to all the neurodivergent people 🥹
The Game Awards having a big focus on “from x team of devs of y game that made their own studio” as if the reason for all these new studios isn’t layoffs n shit
December 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The Game Awards having a big focus on “from x team of devs of y game that made their own studio” as if the reason for all these new studios isn’t layoffs n shit
my post it note is ready gamers
since The Game Awards are tonight I will once again keep a tally mark counting how many times I say I want to punch Geoff Keighley’s face (last year it was 70)
there are two main reasons I want to punch him:
- his ego
- his face looks punchable
there are two main reasons I want to punch him:
- his ego
- his face looks punchable
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
my post it note is ready gamers
since The Game Awards are tonight I will once again keep a tally mark counting how many times I say I want to punch Geoff Keighley’s face (last year it was 70)
there are two main reasons I want to punch him:
- his ego
- his face looks punchable
there are two main reasons I want to punch him:
- his ego
- his face looks punchable
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
since The Game Awards are tonight I will once again keep a tally mark counting how many times I say I want to punch Geoff Keighley’s face (last year it was 70)
there are two main reasons I want to punch him:
- his ego
- his face looks punchable
there are two main reasons I want to punch him:
- his ego
- his face looks punchable
normally I like sharing my Playstation wrap up for fun but that is not the case this year because I literally only played FF14 on my ps4 this year. so.
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
normally I like sharing my Playstation wrap up for fun but that is not the case this year because I literally only played FF14 on my ps4 this year. so.
The only thing I’m getting out of live letter is a bunch of people going TOM MORELLO???
so that’s fun
so that’s fun
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The only thing I’m getting out of live letter is a bunch of people going TOM MORELLO???
so that’s fun
so that’s fun
