Penk
@penk.bsky.social
The Artist formerly known as Pie Eating Pisscan. First defence for the zombie apocalypse.
@distantpod.bsky.social - remind you of anyone?
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
@distantpod.bsky.social - remind you of anyone?
@mascotsilence.bsky.social is the account but hasn't posted this year.
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
@mascotsilence.bsky.social is the account but hasn't posted this year.
Oh mate. I'm so sorry for your loss. Beanie had a wonderful life with you all, by the sounds of things. Your other half dealt with that all brilliantly. 💙
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Oh mate. I'm so sorry for your loss. Beanie had a wonderful life with you all, by the sounds of things. Your other half dealt with that all brilliantly. 💙
Harsh on Sutcliffe TBQFHWY.
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Harsh on Sutcliffe TBQFHWY.
My Pampas Grass is fucking luscious. I need to show them, not tell them.
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My Pampas Grass is fucking luscious. I need to show them, not tell them.
Where's your sense of adventure?
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Where's your sense of adventure?
I think she's through to judge's houses. I didn't chat to her much before but when I mentioned all the sex chat on here, Mrs P said "Ooh, not Adam".
November 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I think she's through to judge's houses. I didn't chat to her much before but when I mentioned all the sex chat on here, Mrs P said "Ooh, not Adam".
I've got to go back down the pub in a minute to collect my daughter from her shift. I could spare another few minutes.
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I've got to go back down the pub in a minute to collect my daughter from her shift. I could spare another few minutes.
Vile. Thrusting himself on passing ladies (or my wife) and forcing them to look at his entry point.
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Vile. Thrusting himself on passing ladies (or my wife) and forcing them to look at his entry point.
BUM. I'm not going to burn strangers. Have some decorum, man. Anyway, we've both decided it will never last and Adam isn't for either of us.
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
BUM. I'm not going to burn strangers. Have some decorum, man. Anyway, we've both decided it will never last and Adam isn't for either of us.
Throwing his armpit into my wife's face, unprovoked. He didn't even have a poppy on.
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Throwing his armpit into my wife's face, unprovoked. He didn't even have a poppy on.
He had his tits out for all to see,children and everything. Mrs P agreed even my smallest appendage wouldn't fit in. He's playing up about how serious it was. Even Mrs Yak couldn't look at him while he told his tales.
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
He had his tits out for all to see,children and everything. Mrs P agreed even my smallest appendage wouldn't fit in. He's playing up about how serious it was. Even Mrs Yak couldn't look at him while he told his tales.
Mrs P did before I got there.
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Mrs P did before I got there.
Would do but it's not advisable to give dogs cooked bones these days.
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Would do but it's not advisable to give dogs cooked bones these days.
Well, I've removed pacemakers and shunts but I'm not too keen about diving any deeper. Is that mad bloke coming on telly again to do autopsies soon?
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Well, I've removed pacemakers and shunts but I'm not too keen about diving any deeper. Is that mad bloke coming on telly again to do autopsies soon?
I've got some hemorrhoid issues at the moment so I'm technically "on".
November 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I've got some hemorrhoid issues at the moment so I'm technically "on".
Got both hounds with us. Vic likes Adam the guitarist.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Got both hounds with us. Vic likes Adam the guitarist.
My belt disintegrated whilst having a quick poo. This is going to give the wrong impression now when I return to the table. I'll have to bum Adam and Lucy won't I?
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My belt disintegrated whilst having a quick poo. This is going to give the wrong impression now when I return to the table. I'll have to bum Adam and Lucy won't I?