Penk
@penk.bsky.social
The Artist formerly known as Pie Eating Pisscan. First defence for the zombie apocalypse.
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This is the Canadian Premier League soccer finals and we have a bicycle kick goal in the middle of a blizzard … and that’s the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen 😂
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is the Canadian Premier League soccer finals and we have a bicycle kick goal in the middle of a blizzard … and that’s the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen 😂
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Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
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Donald Trump was impeached by the House of Representatives for inciting an insurrection. Why is the Director General of the BBC resigning?
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Donald Trump was impeached by the House of Representatives for inciting an insurrection. Why is the Director General of the BBC resigning?
Been in the pub with Mrs P and a couple invited us to join them. Their plan was a nice dinner in town and going to Stonehenge tomorrow. Would have worked beautifully if they hadn't got into a round with us. They'll be eating chips in an hour and nursing hangovers tomorrow.
November 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Been in the pub with Mrs P and a couple invited us to join them. Their plan was a nice dinner in town and going to Stonehenge tomorrow. Would have worked beautifully if they hadn't got into a round with us. They'll be eating chips in an hour and nursing hangovers tomorrow.
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Dr Death ( @penk.bsky.social ) had me all measured up for a box
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Dr Death ( @penk.bsky.social ) had me all measured up for a box
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Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
I had a new coat turn up today. I used the size guide on the website and decided their 2XL suggestion was mad. Went for XL. I think I can fit my family in it with me.
November 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I had a new coat turn up today. I used the size guide on the website and decided their 2XL suggestion was mad. Went for XL. I think I can fit my family in it with me.
Went to see the light show down the cathedral tonight. Very impressive but everything looked better through the phone camera. Makes a change having a bit of culture on a Friday. Pint?
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Went to see the light show down the cathedral tonight. Very impressive but everything looked better through the phone camera. Makes a change having a bit of culture on a Friday. Pint?
This afternoon's office. Very tight fit for the coffin. I had to pop under and carry on my head.
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
This afternoon's office. Very tight fit for the coffin. I had to pop under and carry on my head.
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Tomorrow, the best thing I’ve ever made at work is unleashed on the world. Both excited and weirdly nervous. I’m very lucky to do what I do and to work on this kind of project was a dream come true. Die cut, embossed, numbered, triple gatefold - all the bells and whistles. A true collectors item.
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Tomorrow, the best thing I’ve ever made at work is unleashed on the world. Both excited and weirdly nervous. I’m very lucky to do what I do and to work on this kind of project was a dream come true. Die cut, embossed, numbered, triple gatefold - all the bells and whistles. A true collectors item.
Why's the old, bald lad lifting the other old, bald lad's ankles up?
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Why's the old, bald lad lifting the other old, bald lad's ankles up?
He's probably worried it's caused by something there's a vaccine for that he hasn't had.
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
He's probably worried it's caused by something there's a vaccine for that he hasn't had.
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Israel blocking wells on Palestinian land with cement.
Nothing to see here, just Genocidal Ethnic Cleansers doing what Genocidal Ethnic Cleansers do
Nothing to see here, just Genocidal Ethnic Cleansers doing what Genocidal Ethnic Cleansers do
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Israel blocking wells on Palestinian land with cement.
Nothing to see here, just Genocidal Ethnic Cleansers doing what Genocidal Ethnic Cleansers do
Nothing to see here, just Genocidal Ethnic Cleansers doing what Genocidal Ethnic Cleansers do
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We’ve got 2 tickets for sale
Jon Ronson: Psychopath Night
This Sunday - 2:00 PM
Storyhouse Theatre - Hunter Street, CH1 2AR
They’re stalls / aisle seats
Looking for £40 (cost £70)
E-tickets.
Jon Ronson: Psychopath Night
This Sunday - 2:00 PM
Storyhouse Theatre - Hunter Street, CH1 2AR
They’re stalls / aisle seats
Looking for £40 (cost £70)
E-tickets.
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
We’ve got 2 tickets for sale
Jon Ronson: Psychopath Night
This Sunday - 2:00 PM
Storyhouse Theatre - Hunter Street, CH1 2AR
They’re stalls / aisle seats
Looking for £40 (cost £70)
E-tickets.
Jon Ronson: Psychopath Night
This Sunday - 2:00 PM
Storyhouse Theatre - Hunter Street, CH1 2AR
They’re stalls / aisle seats
Looking for £40 (cost £70)
E-tickets.
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Sky News using Twitter to tell you how bad using Twitter is.
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Sky News using Twitter to tell you how bad using Twitter is.
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Joey Barton’s lawyer questioning Lucy Ward about his posts likening her and Eni Aluko to Fred and Rose West. Just about the most perfect response I have heard in a very long time.
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Joey Barton’s lawyer questioning Lucy Ward about his posts likening her and Eni Aluko to Fred and Rose West. Just about the most perfect response I have heard in a very long time.
The word of the year is 2 words. Here's hoping that 'fuck off you cunts' wins next year.
Collins Word of the Year 2025 revealed - do you recognise it?
Collins Word of the Year 2025 revealed - do you recognise it?
The term "vibe coding" has been named the Collins Word of the Year for 2025, beating contenders like "clanker", "glaze" and "aura farming".
news.sky.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The word of the year is 2 words. Here's hoping that 'fuck off you cunts' wins next year.
Sepp Blatter might have had his hands in the till but he never had Trump's balls on his chin. Makes you think. #nostalgia #fifa
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Sepp Blatter might have had his hands in the till but he never had Trump's balls on his chin. Makes you think. #nostalgia #fifa
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such remember. so gunpowder. much plot. very treason. wow
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
such remember. so gunpowder. much plot. very treason. wow
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The fake news media doesn’t want you to see this. 👇
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
The fake news media doesn’t want you to see this. 👇
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75 years ago today, European nations signed this Convention, so the Holocaust could not be repeated. Beware those who want this to end.
November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
75 years ago today, European nations signed this Convention, so the Holocaust could not be repeated. Beware those who want this to end.
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Dutch police told their British counterparts that over 200 Maccabi Tel Aviv football fans who wreaked havoc in Amsterdam in November 2024 were "linked to the Israel Defense Forces [IDF]", and that hundreds more were "experienced fighters", "highly organised" and "intent on causing serious violence"
Exclusive: Violent Maccabi fans were organised fighters 'linked to IDF', UK police found
MEE can reveal new intelligence which led to ban on Israeli Maccabi Tel Aviv fans from Aston Villa game this week
www.middleeasteye.net
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Dutch police told their British counterparts that over 200 Maccabi Tel Aviv football fans who wreaked havoc in Amsterdam in November 2024 were "linked to the Israel Defense Forces [IDF]", and that hundreds more were "experienced fighters", "highly organised" and "intent on causing serious violence"
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I hope this is how you find out Mamdani is mayor elect of New York
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I hope this is how you find out Mamdani is mayor elect of New York
The pet name for my last piercing.
Former US vice-president Dick Cheney dies aged 84 – US politics live
Former US vice-president Dick Cheney dies aged 84 – latest updates
Former US vice-presdient Dick Cheney has died, according to a family statement
www.theguardian.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The pet name for my last piercing.
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