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Penny Heart
@pennyheartbooks.bsky.social
I write sexy books about kissing, happy ever afters, and the drama in between.
find more at https://linktr.ee/pennyheart
i dedicated my latest book to em dashes.

(okay, i dedicated it to my sweetie, but i waxed rhapsodic ABOUT em dashes in the dedication. at his recommendation.)
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
i hate how accurate this is, but there's something both wonderful and terrible in knowing it's common enough for there to be an analogy.
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
beautifully said. i want a different relationship with my kids than i've had with my parents. i'm non-confrontational but also unwilling to put my kids through what i went through, so it's made for some uncomfortable dynamics with extended family who don't understand why i always "rock the boat"
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
so cute! but recent other videos kept me thinking, "please don't make love to the dough; please don't make love to the dough!" so i did watch the video with some trepidation. i'm so glad it was just cute & fun!
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
also confused by it, but i will rarely turn down additional cheese, so i'm willing to be convinced!
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
right?! add some silliness, and i am won over!
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
yes! i love people who can do things! i don't care what those things are. as the person who usually has to do the things, it's wonderful to see other people do things very well and have fun with it.

thirst traps can be delightful (as this shows) without being off-putting, but to each their own.
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
this is SO much hotter than that guy who makes out with food. competence and cheese and fun are all very attractive!!! it doesn't hurt that he's conventionally attractive, but this would still be more appealing to *me* than the buff guy who molests bread dough if this guy looked like jabba the hutt.
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
blonde, white, questionable morals? clearly looking to get "cancelled" to get a lucrative spot at f0x
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
oh, god, do you remember when vajazzling was a thing for a minute there? 😂
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
and yet, people are always complaining about how "there's too much gratuitous and/or unnecessary nudity or sex in modern tv." no, my dears, there's too much gratuitous sexual *violence* in modern tv, and that is NOT the same.
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
where's her cross/Trump insignia?
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM