here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer — Oval Bordello meetings make him sleepy"
we really do live in the shittiest timeline ever.
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I heard the main reason someone voted for Trump was because during Biden all she did was watch her 401(k) go down, so, of course I did some research.

My forefathers came from Kurkijoki, Finland. In 1939, Russia invaded Finland. In 1940, Finland ceded 1/10th of its territory, including Kurkijoki, to Russia. Zelenskyy knows that a ceasefire is temporary, and a trap to catch them off guard for the next invasion.