Perchta Samizdat (she/her)
@perchtas.bsky.social
50 ~ she/her "The distance between desire and action is measured in scars."
It helps me sleep at night. But, jeez, really? 16th in the world??
I was a top listener of Cheesy Nirvosa globally. #SpotifyWrapped
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
I was a top listener of Cheesy Nirvosa globally. #SpotifyWrapped
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
I’m a superfan
Spotify
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December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It helps me sleep at night. But, jeez, really? 16th in the world??
I was a top listener of Cheesy Nirvosa globally. #SpotifyWrapped
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
I was a top listener of Cheesy Nirvosa globally. #SpotifyWrapped
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")
Bauhaus ("won" tickets)
The Sisters of Mercy (technically)
Depeche Mode (best date)
Lords of Acid + My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult (saw Some Things(tm))
Meatloaf (second row center tix, bought the day before, and he paused the concert to flip me off)
The Sisters of Mercy (technically)
Depeche Mode (best date)
Lords of Acid + My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult (saw Some Things(tm))
Meatloaf (second row center tix, bought the day before, and he paused the concert to flip me off)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Weird Al
Lilith Fair
Assorted school concerts for my children whom I love
Weird Al
Lilith Fair
Assorted school concerts for my children whom I love
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Bauhaus ("won" tickets)
The Sisters of Mercy (technically)
Depeche Mode (best date)
Lords of Acid + My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult (saw Some Things(tm))
Meatloaf (second row center tix, bought the day before, and he paused the concert to flip me off)
The Sisters of Mercy (technically)
Depeche Mode (best date)
Lords of Acid + My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult (saw Some Things(tm))
Meatloaf (second row center tix, bought the day before, and he paused the concert to flip me off)
If you have TikTok, there's quite guy performing the entire musical of The Phantom of the Opera, puppeteering it entirely in Lego, live in one take. It's *amazing.*
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If you have TikTok, there's quite guy performing the entire musical of The Phantom of the Opera, puppeteering it entirely in Lego, live in one take. It's *amazing.*
Apologies, my good bitch, but whatever seems to be the fuck?
October 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Apologies, my good bitch, but whatever seems to be the fuck?
"Gotta secret, can you keep it?"
October 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"Gotta secret, can you keep it?"
I love Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, Tiffany, and Debbie Gibson, but let's be real: the Ladies of the 80's were Laura Branigan, Bonnie Tyler, and Pat Benatar.
October 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I love Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, Tiffany, and Debbie Gibson, but let's be real: the Ladies of the 80's were Laura Branigan, Bonnie Tyler, and Pat Benatar.
This is no longer a phoenix. From now on, this is a Molatov cockatiel.
August 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This is no longer a phoenix. From now on, this is a Molatov cockatiel.
Clouds are terrifying, if you think about it. It looks all light and fluffy, but it's literally a million or so pounds of water just hanging over you.
August 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Clouds are terrifying, if you think about it. It looks all light and fluffy, but it's literally a million or so pounds of water just hanging over you.
Been a week now. Still "crying incoherently."
Hug your pets.
Hug your pets.
June 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Been a week now. Still "crying incoherently."
Hug your pets.
Hug your pets.
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Yes please.
Origami Ballet - Agnes Obel - "The Curse"
Origami Ballet - Agnes Obel - "The Curse"
May 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yes please.
Origami Ballet - Agnes Obel - "The Curse"
Origami Ballet - Agnes Obel - "The Curse"
Things My Man Says While Playing "Schedule 1:"
"Sorry, guys, I'm out of Thunderfuck. Do you want some Tokyo Queef?"
"Sorry, guys, I'm out of Thunderfuck. Do you want some Tokyo Queef?"
May 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Things My Man Says While Playing "Schedule 1:"
"Sorry, guys, I'm out of Thunderfuck. Do you want some Tokyo Queef?"
"Sorry, guys, I'm out of Thunderfuck. Do you want some Tokyo Queef?"
Space Billie Eilish says Happy May the Fourth!
May 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Space Billie Eilish says Happy May the Fourth!
The existence of "mundane" suggests the existence of tuesdane, wednesdane, thursdane, fridane, saturdane, and sundane.
May 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The existence of "mundane" suggests the existence of tuesdane, wednesdane, thursdane, fridane, saturdane, and sundane.
Zesta crackers, you were a core element to my meatloaf, but you have changed and failed me for all time. You are *dead* to me. I will never forgive you for this betrayal.
Never *dare* darken my doorstep again.
Never *dare* darken my doorstep again.
April 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Zesta crackers, you were a core element to my meatloaf, but you have changed and failed me for all time. You are *dead* to me. I will never forgive you for this betrayal.
Never *dare* darken my doorstep again.
Never *dare* darken my doorstep again.
Sky looked neat last night.
April 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Sky looked neat last night.
Baldyr's Angels.
Starring Drew Barrymore as Karlach, Lucy Liu as Lae'zel, and Cameron Diaz as Shadowheart.
Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
Starring Drew Barrymore as Karlach, Lucy Liu as Lae'zel, and Cameron Diaz as Shadowheart.
Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
April 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Baldyr's Angels.
Starring Drew Barrymore as Karlach, Lucy Liu as Lae'zel, and Cameron Diaz as Shadowheart.
Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
Starring Drew Barrymore as Karlach, Lucy Liu as Lae'zel, and Cameron Diaz as Shadowheart.
Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
Thirty-five years ago today, the water cooler conversations started.
April 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Thirty-five years ago today, the water cooler conversations started.
If you're bitching about the potential of $80 games, consider this:
I was alive when top-shelf games cost $25. That was 1985.
Google tells me that equals around $75 in today's money.
Inflation sucks, but you've lost perspective.
Pay artists what they deserve.
I was alive when top-shelf games cost $25. That was 1985.
Google tells me that equals around $75 in today's money.
Inflation sucks, but you've lost perspective.
Pay artists what they deserve.
April 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
If you're bitching about the potential of $80 games, consider this:
I was alive when top-shelf games cost $25. That was 1985.
Google tells me that equals around $75 in today's money.
Inflation sucks, but you've lost perspective.
Pay artists what they deserve.
I was alive when top-shelf games cost $25. That was 1985.
Google tells me that equals around $75 in today's money.
Inflation sucks, but you've lost perspective.
Pay artists what they deserve.
Megan 2.0 is just Pink Pony Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
I'm kinda here for it, strangely.
I'm kinda here for it, strangely.
April 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Megan 2.0 is just Pink Pony Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
I'm kinda here for it, strangely.
I'm kinda here for it, strangely.