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Leeman Kessler
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Actual mayor and actor. Portrayed HP Lovecraft on Ask Lovecraft, Roger on Moonbase Theta Out, and The Raven on Waiting For October. Married to @thenerdypriest 's outie

www.leemankessler.com
www.geekuallyyoked.com
Pinned
Pinning my voice reel in case folks want to hire my golden pipes at a reasonable rate!

youtu.be/UdiWOMfs1sA?...
Leeman Kessler Voice Acting Reel
YouTube video by Leeman Kessler (Ask Lovecraft)
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Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

Weird Al
Lilith Fair
Assorted school concerts for my children whom I love
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *

* multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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* Pizza rolls are a potent symbol of midcentury USA culture. The guy who sold them was the son of Italian immigrants, born in rural MN, made his first fortune selling frozen Chinese food, then tried putting other things in wonton wrappers...leading to pizza rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Wrote up my initial thoughts on Kinfire Council. It's pretty good!

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Kinfire Council
This election day everything came up Kessler in all of our local races and even in some major headline-grabbing national races so as a celebratory present to myself, I popped open one of my perpetu…
geekuallyyoked.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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appreciate that the macys parade has gone full coke head glam gay now
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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If writing is so easy why do people argue that they can’t do it without the pablumatic verbiage extruder

And if it’s so difficult then why do people think it’s not labour and writers are not workers
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Too many people get shot in America. They shouldn’t get shot. But they get shot because of a legacy of bad law and bad court decisions that have bastardized our founders’ bequest to us in the bill of rights. The problem isn’t mental health or Afghanis. It’s the guns.
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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happy Thanksgiving! in the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln, “Now by God I’ll see if I can’t cut up this turkey without farting!”
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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New Quinns Quest review is a boxed RPG special! 📦✨

I dunno folks, I think running RPGs out of 400 page hardback books might be dumb and bad
Quinns Quest Reviews: The Boxed RPG Special!
YouTube video by Quinns Quest
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November 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Macy's Parade is starting off strong with Cynthia!
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Keep watch, dear Lord, with those who work, or watch, or
weep this night, and give your angels charge over those who
sleep. Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless
the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the
joyous; and all for your love's sake.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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During the early phases of the AIDS epidemic, Reagan and his HHS secretary, severed communications between HHS and its component agencies, including the NIH, and Congress, imposing a gag order and robust professional sanctions
Remember: Ronald Reagan killed twice as many American men than the Viet Cong in half the time, and worked assiduously to stop members of Congress in the public from mitigating harms and fatalities.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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We are in this timeline because Hollywood would not let, “Easy A” successfully launch a trilogy of high school adaptations of American literary Classics
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
While I understand the sentiment, I cannot approve of this message on professional grounds.
What if we collectively demanded of our elected officials the basic level of competence and ability to pay attention that we expect from like a DoorDash delivery person
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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The past and future liberals want
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My local elections went so well I bought myself a present! The deputy director of the county board of elections slash my GM accuses me of buying games so where i get to play mayor in my off hours and he's not wrong.
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Bluesky not addictive to teens but definitely a crutch for elder millennials who know too much about the Bajoran war.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
Meta, YouTube, TikTok and Snapchat know how addictive their platforms can be to teens.

Those are allegations a group of school districts is making against the social media giants, according to a newly unsealed legal filing that quotes the companies’ own internal documents. https://cnn.it/3Xjq5x5
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I listened to @hodgman.bsky.social 's entire I Podius series with @pftompkins.bsky.social singing the theme song not once realizing that Paul had his own custom mosaic and now I need to go revisit it.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Keep watch, dear Lord, with those who work, or watch, or
weep this night, and give your angels charge over those who
sleep. Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless
the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the
joyous; and all for your love's sake.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The sense of betrayal at seeing Stephanie Beatriz as a quirky mayor and thinking I was going to see quality pop cultural representation but it's just a walmart ad.
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM