Leeman Kessler
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Leeman Kessler
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Actual mayor and actor. Portrayed HP Lovecraft on Ask Lovecraft, Roger on Moonbase Theta Out, and The Raven on Waiting For October. Married to @thenerdypriest 's outie

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www.geekuallyyoked.com
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Pinning my voice reel in case folks want to hire my golden pipes at a reasonable rate!

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Leeman Kessler Voice Acting Reel
YouTube video by Leeman Kessler (Ask Lovecraft)
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Keep watch, dear Lord, with those who work, or watch, or
weep this night, and give your angels charge over those who
sleep. Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless
the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the
joyous; and all for your love's sake.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The sense of betrayal at seeing Stephanie Beatriz as a quirky mayor and thinking I was going to see quality pop cultural representation but it's just a walmart ad.
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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My internal corporate memo is raising questions answered by the memo.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Page One in Cincinnati:

“.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.”

#ICE
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Bigotry is often treated as some form of innocent natural state when it's actually its own ideology that requires immense work to maintain and spread and thus the work to combat it requires even more work.
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Keep watch, dear Lord, with those who work, or watch, or
weep this night, and give your angels charge over those who
sleep. Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless
the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the
joyous; and all for your love's sake.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
In honor of Udo Kier's passing, enjoy his behind the scenes from playing Yuri in Red Alert 2

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Command & Conquer Red Alert 2 Behind the Scenes - Udo Kier
YouTube video by teac05
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November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I will be honest, this idea never occurred to me. just put little nation flags on every account, lol. elon is so fucking stupid he basically spotlit the exhaust port on the goddamn death star
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Starting this week with an owl.
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
As someone who grew up in Nigeria, studied in London, and had a theatrical decade in Toronto before returning to America I consider myself an
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️

his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Keep watch, dear Lord, with those who work, or watch, or
weep this night, and give your angels charge over those who
sleep. Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless
the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the
joyous; and all for your love's sake.
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Udo Kier was one of those actors teenage Leeman was obsessed with despite only seeing him in a handful of films but his rich and decadent career was truly worth exploring. Rest in peace, you beautiful monster
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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oh well!
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I'll look down and whisper no, Charlie Brown
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, Charlie Brown
You Will Live To See Man-made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension, Charlie Brown
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The Trump administration in January vs November
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My 6th grader had a bunch of her friends over for d&d and when I went in to clean up the dining room where they were playing it had the temperature and humidity of a used shoe.

So proud.
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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The “America First” crowd was right about foreigners taking american jobs, at least as far as the job of “right wing propagandist” is concerned. If I were conservative I might do a little soul searching about being so easily manipulated but I’m sure we’ll find out why it’s really the left’s fault
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I'm Not There came out on this day 18 years ago. Today I've got thoughts about its legacy as basically the only good biopic of a beloved musician
I’m Not There
November 23 2007, the final year of cinema week 47
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November 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I wrote up my musings on the joys of finding a wholesome and exciting community in the @midnightburger.bsky.social fandom

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Midnight Burger | Leeman Kessler
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November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm pretty comfortable with my neurotypicality but yesterday someone had a question about vampires in Star Wars and I grabbed my Ultimate Alien Anthology along with my handwritten summary sheet for when I was GMing and determined they were thinking of the Anzati.
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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we have an answer to this! they were largely entrepreneurs from low- to middle-income countries who aped the social conservatism of the hegemonic power for Twitter money.

a little like sex work, but much less respectable.
like, are these people twelve years old? did they just escape a religious compound? are they from some conservative rural part of South Asia?

or is it from the other direction? are they so used to seeing an OnlyFans model get down to business that they've never seen a tease?
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
When you only saw one set of Delorean tracks, know that those were the times Doc Brown was carrying you
There are four instances of the Delorean in Hill Valley on November 12, 1955.

1. The original one.
2. The one Old Biff hijacks from 2015.
3. The one Doc and Marty use to return to 1955 to retrieve the Almanac before Young Biff can create The Bad 1985.
4. The one that’s been in a cave since 1885.
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Keep watch, dear Lord, with those who work, or watch, or
weep this night, and give your angels charge over those who
sleep. Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless
the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the
joyous; and all for your love's sake.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM