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perjurytraphaus.bsky.social
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@perjurytraphaus.bsky.social
i am the eldest boy
calling my car insurance company to demand they refund my premiums since I haven’t even made a claim
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
half of the hitters, maybe
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
might wear this to work tomorrow lol
October 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
from that last sentence I’m now imagining moviefone but for getting directions to the next town over
June 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
May 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
laughing out loud like a maniac on the street thinking of these tweets
April 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
sens “mile”?
April 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
when you definitely know how to read good
April 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
the absolute dumbest morons alive
March 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Folks we are so back
March 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I know everyone is dunking on Abigail from this focus group article but let’s not underrate Joseph, who “voted for Biden in 2020”
September 17, 2024 at 9:23 PM
what’s with the banal scam texts???
I don’t have a cooking project and idgaf about your recipe bruh
November 6, 2023 at 6:20 PM