lando calrizzian
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McDonald’s Netherlands you are dead to me
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
McDonald’s Netherlands you are dead to me
Nantz and Romo both talking about how surprising it is that the Likely TD didn’t stand as if Jesse James didn’t die for this whole concept
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Nantz and Romo both talking about how surprising it is that the Likely TD didn’t stand as if Jesse James didn’t die for this whole concept
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Lance Stroll had the most overtakes of any driver this season and every overtake is like a win against another driver so congratulations World Champion Lance Stroll
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Lance Stroll had the most overtakes of any driver this season and every overtake is like a win against another driver so congratulations World Champion Lance Stroll
so do track limits exist or not?
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
so do track limits exist or not?
I fucking hate unai emery
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I fucking hate unai emery
Taking an Imodium and eating a tim hortons farmers wrap, for science
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Taking an Imodium and eating a tim hortons farmers wrap, for science
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is it just me or do a lot of optimist cases for AI seem to assume that there is no value in having someone who is trained and carries professional liability insurance doing jobs
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
is it just me or do a lot of optimist cases for AI seem to assume that there is no value in having someone who is trained and carries professional liability insurance doing jobs
on a par 5 what a pull
Bandle #1201 2/6
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Found: 37/37 (100%)
Current Streak: 2 (max 15)
#Bandle bandle.app
Bandle #1201 2/6
🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
Found: 37/37 (100%)
Current Streak: 2 (max 15)
#Bandle bandle.app
bandle.app
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
on a par 5 what a pull
Bandle #1201 2/6
🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
Found: 37/37 (100%)
Current Streak: 2 (max 15)
#Bandle bandle.app
Bandle #1201 2/6
🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
Found: 37/37 (100%)
Current Streak: 2 (max 15)
#Bandle bandle.app
honestly could blame anthony taylor for that caicedo red, if he'd done his job and shown caicedo yellow for any of his first three bookable offences maybe he doesn't make such a silly challenge
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
honestly could blame anthony taylor for that caicedo red, if he'd done his job and shown caicedo yellow for any of his first three bookable offences maybe he doesn't make such a silly challenge
absolute piece of shit move by caicedo, then going on to fake as if he's injured
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
absolute piece of shit move by caicedo, then going on to fake as if he's injured
So is caicedo just not allowed to get a card?
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
So is caicedo just not allowed to get a card?
watching the new season of stranger things and was everyone in the 80s just saying “goddamn” in every other sentence???
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
watching the new season of stranger things and was everyone in the 80s just saying “goddamn” in every other sentence???
A college junior wrote this?? Lmfao I was halfassing better than this in like grade 10, this person should be embarrassed to show their face trying to stir up a culture war battle based on this shit
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
A college junior wrote this?? Lmfao I was halfassing better than this in like grade 10, this person should be embarrassed to show their face trying to stir up a culture war battle based on this shit
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One word we're thankful for.
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
One word we're thankful for.
I’m sure *this* time kowtowing to Alberta will lead to increased electoral success there for the federal liberals
Carney caved on virtually all of Smith's demands. Updates to come.
BREAKING: Alberta gets its way in deal with Ottawa
A newly signed memorandum of understanding gives Alberta almost its entire list of demands, from the removal of regulations to the fast-tracking of a pipeline.
www.nationalobserver.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m sure *this* time kowtowing to Alberta will lead to increased electoral success there for the federal liberals
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Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
I know these lists are all bait and I won’t pretend to have seen all the movies on the list but there are a loooot of entries less funny than the absent tropic thunder
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I know these lists are all bait and I won’t pretend to have seen all the movies on the list but there are a loooot of entries less funny than the absent tropic thunder
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The year is 2037. The Polish right are using the stereotype of the "migrant British plumber" as a rhetorical device to split a rival coalition.
Over at the Daily Telegraph, they're scratching their heads as to why the former mining and steel producinv city of Gliwice in Poland is now 45% more prosperous than Darlington... and why it has new shiny infrastructure... without mentioning EU funds for urban and regional development...
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The year is 2037. The Polish right are using the stereotype of the "migrant British plumber" as a rhetorical device to split a rival coalition.
steam/valve genuinely has to be a top 5 company to the extent such a thing is even possible
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
steam/valve genuinely has to be a top 5 company to the extent such a thing is even possible
is that good
J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
is that good
North London Derby much more fun when spurs are getting battered
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
North London Derby much more fun when spurs are getting battered
My “the president does not want to execute members of congress” shirt has people asking questions already answered etc
*LEAVITT: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My “the president does not want to execute members of congress” shirt has people asking questions already answered etc
what is it with these guys and the weird random capitalizations??
Oooookay, well, here you go if you're wondering the politics of the dissent:
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
what is it with these guys and the weird random capitalizations??
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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.