Trump has no class.

I'd say a reflection on his parents / upbringing. A nasty piece of work but he came into the world like everyone else: a blank canvas.

Jass Hands.

He's simply a lazy grifter. He'd shit it if he ever got a serious job requiring 24/7 attention for 5 plus years. Unfit to be a lollipop crossing man.

Pond Life.

She's crackers.

No one else can win it as he won't give it back next year.

Equivalent to a Wheelbarrow Race in a UK Primary School summer sports day. It's right up there in the pantheon of great trophy's.

It's all the Bannon playbook. Simples!

PS - ITV also need to apologise for On The Buses and Benny Hill.

That was effectively the policy desire of the SNP Scottish Government minimum alcohol pricing policy. I think it will take while to evaluate and see the positive long term return in terms of health and savings.

Here's the real story: a small cabal of very entitled, arrogant and performative UK media luvvies (and boy don't @Peston @BethRigby @ChrisMasonBBC @SamCoatesSky etc love themselves), invent & spin and appear smug. They get exposed & create faux outrage on behalf of UK public🤣

South Park will tell you. MRI Microscope used?

If only the PM and Chancellor had used WhatsApp for their comms - then they could conveniently "lose" them and hey Preston, no journalists would ever follow up again.

I’m quite enjoying the 180 turn on a six pence from “you’ve wrecked the economy and created a black hole” to “there was no black hole and this is even worse”.