Brian Stanley
@perminisconious.bsky.social
The plural of pizza should be "pizzazz."
Husband, dad of 2. He/Him
Husband, dad of 2. He/Him
Going on 4 hours without power, and I love how our provider acknowledges there’s an outage in our area, but STILL doesn’t show it on their outage map. 🫠
June 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Going on 4 hours without power, and I love how our provider acknowledges there’s an outage in our area, but STILL doesn’t show it on their outage map. 🫠
The Grey Cup curse lives for another year!
June 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The Grey Cup curse lives for another year!
I will say, getting in a car accident on Mother’s Day weekend is a 0/10 from me. Would NOT recommend. 😖
May 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I will say, getting in a car accident on Mother’s Day weekend is a 0/10 from me. Would NOT recommend. 😖
As someone who cites This is Spinal Tap as his favorite comedy movie, this simultaneously frightens and excites me (in that order).
March 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
As someone who cites This is Spinal Tap as his favorite comedy movie, this simultaneously frightens and excites me (in that order).
Fuck
Amazon now has full creative control over James Bond
Amazon now has full creative control over James Bond
Prepare for spinoffs galore
buff.ly
February 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Fuck
I really miss the days when Grover Cleveland was more historically significant.
February 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I really miss the days when Grover Cleveland was more historically significant.
It should be illegal for toys to play sounds when you’re turning them OFF. How the fuck am I supposed to save batteries in a toy after my son loses interest in it for another toy?
February 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It should be illegal for toys to play sounds when you’re turning them OFF. How the fuck am I supposed to save batteries in a toy after my son loses interest in it for another toy?
I am in the middle of my 2nd time playing Ocarina of Time, and I think I’m coming to a controversial opinion:
OoT is a bad game.
OoT is a bad game.
July 22, 2024 at 3:35 AM
I am in the middle of my 2nd time playing Ocarina of Time, and I think I’m coming to a controversial opinion:
OoT is a bad game.
OoT is a bad game.
June 25, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Man, I really want to dive into Hades 2, but I still want to beat Hades 1 9 more times to get the “true” ending.
Oh, and I’m only halfway through Spider-Man 2 (just started last week).
And I want to beat Slay the Spire on PC with all characters before StS2 (only ironclad so far, but 3/4 on Switch)
Oh, and I’m only halfway through Spider-Man 2 (just started last week).
And I want to beat Slay the Spire on PC with all characters before StS2 (only ironclad so far, but 3/4 on Switch)
May 8, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Man, I really want to dive into Hades 2, but I still want to beat Hades 1 9 more times to get the “true” ending.
Oh, and I’m only halfway through Spider-Man 2 (just started last week).
And I want to beat Slay the Spire on PC with all characters before StS2 (only ironclad so far, but 3/4 on Switch)
Oh, and I’m only halfway through Spider-Man 2 (just started last week).
And I want to beat Slay the Spire on PC with all characters before StS2 (only ironclad so far, but 3/4 on Switch)
The Dune movies should have been numbered in French. Then we could’ve had:
Dune Un
Dune Deux
Dune Un
Dune Deux
April 5, 2024 at 2:28 AM
The Dune movies should have been numbered in French. Then we could’ve had:
Dune Un
Dune Deux
Dune Un
Dune Deux
What if T. Rexes actually moved like kangaroos?
March 23, 2024 at 10:09 PM
What if T. Rexes actually moved like kangaroos?
I always wonder why it is that those who hold up the U.S. Constitution as some infallible document also fail to read the words “Congress shall make no law” when it comes to free speech matters.
Yes, I mean this rhetorically.
Yes, I mean this rhetorically.
February 7, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I always wonder why it is that those who hold up the U.S. Constitution as some infallible document also fail to read the words “Congress shall make no law” when it comes to free speech matters.
Yes, I mean this rhetorically.
Yes, I mean this rhetorically.
How is it, with all the “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” discourse, the movie is not on ANY streaming service?
December 9, 2023 at 11:19 PM
How is it, with all the “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” discourse, the movie is not on ANY streaming service?
The greatest travesty of Amazing Spider-Man 3 never being made is that we didn’t get to see which member of the Stacy family Peter would kill next.
December 3, 2023 at 6:38 PM
The greatest travesty of Amazing Spider-Man 3 never being made is that we didn’t get to see which member of the Stacy family Peter would kill next.
So, George Santos says he’s not running for re-election.
We’re supposed to believe him THIS time?!
We’re supposed to believe him THIS time?!
November 16, 2023 at 5:24 PM
So, George Santos says he’s not running for re-election.
We’re supposed to believe him THIS time?!
We’re supposed to believe him THIS time?!
It’s only once you have small children that you realize how illegal daylight saving time should be.
November 6, 2023 at 1:33 AM
It’s only once you have small children that you realize how illegal daylight saving time should be.
Connor Bedard might be good at hockey.
November 5, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Connor Bedard might be good at hockey.
Aside from the growing pains that come with Bluesky being an invite-only site, my biggest gripe is that it always jumps to the top when I refresh my feed, instead of staying where I was. I HATE having to scroll back.
October 23, 2023 at 1:04 AM
Aside from the growing pains that come with Bluesky being an invite-only site, my biggest gripe is that it always jumps to the top when I refresh my feed, instead of staying where I was. I HATE having to scroll back.
One of the hardest things about setting up new profiles is finding the right profile/header images. It’s especially hard when you’ve decided to try and keep images of your kids off socials and the OVERWHELMING majority of photos you have are of them. 🤦♂️
October 18, 2023 at 6:23 PM
One of the hardest things about setting up new profiles is finding the right profile/header images. It’s especially hard when you’ve decided to try and keep images of your kids off socials and the OVERWHELMING majority of photos you have are of them. 🤦♂️