They're gonna take your childhood home and give it to some Somalis I hear. Better take out a reverse mortgage so a good, honest American hedge fund ends up with your kids' inheritance instead

I had that happen talking to a friend about the inheritance tax once. To his credit, he Googled it on the spot and realized his favorite media outlets had been omitting the tiny fact that the tax didn't kick in until like $11M

I have definitely met plenty of people working a shitload of hours and most of them did it because they were fucking poor

Maybe it wasn't the world. Maybe I just wasn't paying attention as much or it wasn't hitting as close. That could certainly be a blind spot of mine which I would like to learn more about without losing the will to live because of our current run of being the bad guy and hurting everyone

I can't believe Vecna was drawn to Hawkins because Barb was actually a witch!

Polluting a little piece of Memphis or whatever so I can make a bad copy of an IKEA display

We're gonna make the Pac 12, Big East and SWC great again. Big 8 TBD

I'm just canceling football after conference champs from now on fuck it

Or I'll just forget

Obviously I'll go full revisionist and delete at least some of this criticism but I appreciate you and the void writ large for listening

We got past the Bama hump to enter our Bob Stoops "can't win after the first week of December" era

Whoa whoa I'm grumpy not a fucking idiot