MAGIC BERNIE
@perniciousz.bsky.social
four soot counters in a trenchcoat
he/him
he/him
Take me back dot jpeg
December 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Take me back dot jpeg
That was a lot of work to figure out that a seemingly comatose person would be in the only hospital in town
December 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
That was a lot of work to figure out that a seemingly comatose person would be in the only hospital in town
Anyone who designs a bed frame that goes all the way to the mattress edge instead of leaving grace room to avoid stubbing your toes on it will get the fucking wall when the revolution comes
December 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Anyone who designs a bed frame that goes all the way to the mattress edge instead of leaving grace room to avoid stubbing your toes on it will get the fucking wall when the revolution comes
Hasn't this headline shown up once a month for like the last 40 years?
Billionaires are considering cutting or reducing their ties to California by the end of the year because of a proposed ballot measure that could tax the state’s wealthiest residents.
A Wealth Tax Floated in California Has Billionaires Thinking of Leaving
It’s uncertain whether the proposal will reach the statewide ballot in November, but some billionaires like Peter Thiel and Larry Page may be unwilling to take the risk.
nyti.ms
December 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Hasn't this headline shown up once a month for like the last 40 years?
I'm not an expert but they keep calling Will a Sorcerer and wouldn't it be more accurate to say he's like a Warlock who turned against his admittedly nonconsensual patron?
December 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm not an expert but they keep calling Will a Sorcerer and wouldn't it be more accurate to say he's like a Warlock who turned against his admittedly nonconsensual patron?
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we have this exotic thing here that maybe hasn’t made it ‘across the pond’ yet it’s called jewish people
December 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
we have this exotic thing here that maybe hasn’t made it ‘across the pond’ yet it’s called jewish people
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Liberals: don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good
Me: yeah fair ok, show me the good
Liberals: this isn't the time for fucking purity tests you little shit
Me: yeah fair ok, show me the good
Liberals: this isn't the time for fucking purity tests you little shit
September 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Liberals: don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good
Me: yeah fair ok, show me the good
Liberals: this isn't the time for fucking purity tests you little shit
Me: yeah fair ok, show me the good
Liberals: this isn't the time for fucking purity tests you little shit
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
Where I grew up, that was the selling point
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Where I grew up, that was the selling point
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This morning, Instacart announced it will end its use of AI-powered pricing experiments following our report with @moreperfectunion.bsky.social & @consumerreports.org.
BREAKING: Instacart is ending all price testing on its platform in the wake of this report.
EXCLUSIVE: We found that Instacart is using AI algorithms to charge customers different prices for the same items.
It's not just online. It's in physical grocery stores too.
Our months-long investigation with @consumerreports.org and @groundwork.bsky.social found it could cost families $1200/year.
It's not just online. It's in physical grocery stores too.
Our months-long investigation with @consumerreports.org and @groundwork.bsky.social found it could cost families $1200/year.
December 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This morning, Instacart announced it will end its use of AI-powered pricing experiments following our report with @moreperfectunion.bsky.social & @consumerreports.org.
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Sounds like they're trying to Bari the story.
December 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sounds like they're trying to Bari the story.
Fuckin "Appalachian" who doesn't even believe in mothman says what
JD Vance: "Jasmine Crocket -- the record speaks for itself. She wants to be a senator, though her street girl persona is about as real as her nails."
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Fuckin "Appalachian" who doesn't even believe in mothman says what
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"[M]onetized the dysfunction" is a good way to describe the American health care system too.
Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly. We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
December 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"[M]onetized the dysfunction" is a good way to describe the American health care system too.
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oldie but a goodie
December 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
oldie but a goodie
I couldn't own a restaurant because I would hire as many up and coming wrestlers and mma folks and whatnot as I could just to manhandle people like this the fuck out of my place (and food just seems like a really hard line of work even without this bullshit)
Hazie's, a San Francisco restaurant co-owned by celebrity chef Joey Altman in Hayes Valley, had quite an eventful Saturday night. A video showing a couple assaulting employees at the restaurant has gone viral on social media, racking up over 780,000 views.
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I couldn't own a restaurant because I would hire as many up and coming wrestlers and mma folks and whatnot as I could just to manhandle people like this the fuck out of my place (and food just seems like a really hard line of work even without this bullshit)
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i am agog that Newsom actually said out loud that he never really thought about affordability until he talked to a streamer who wouldn't let it go.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i am agog that Newsom actually said out loud that he never really thought about affordability until he talked to a streamer who wouldn't let it go.
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It's funny that the best reply to nearly anything Nick Fuentes says existed before he did
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It's funny that the best reply to nearly anything Nick Fuentes says existed before he did
Trying to do the CrossFit waggle up but with my cartilage
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Trying to do the CrossFit waggle up but with my cartilage
I miss when goon meant some dude you hired to rough somebody up
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I miss when goon meant some dude you hired to rough somebody up
LSU would have been both cooler and richer if they had kept Orgeron instead of bringing Kelly in. They may never have won big again but that man is the best publicity you could have. Now they're two in a row on worst publicity available and O is just addin' a little something to that morning coffee
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
LSU would have been both cooler and richer if they had kept Orgeron instead of bringing Kelly in. They may never have won big again but that man is the best publicity you could have. Now they're two in a row on worst publicity available and O is just addin' a little something to that morning coffee
The world deserves this kind of sentiment in these times
i wrote about why exactly i love ran-thru bald men so much
www.patreon.com/posts/145164...
www.patreon.com/posts/145164...
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The world deserves this kind of sentiment in these times