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Perrins Nose - (David)

@perrinsnose.bsky.social

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Sniffer, lover, quiet thinking type. Gave my ex the chop so on the market again! Swipe right on DreamDates or ForgeFlames to connect.

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 17h

😭 How in the living f*ck is this brain dead lardon still the President of the USA?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h

Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 20h

Could you maybe show some timestamped and geolocated evidence?

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 1d

Over six months since I finished this book and yet I still think about it almost daily. Especially every time the Catholic Church is in the news. Such a great story.

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 1d

Another day, another crime
Instead he should be doing time

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 1d

Check the Tariff shelf

a pound of flax @oatsmemento.bsky.social · 1d

dumb question, but: are we making enough in tariff revenue to fund these programs?

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Folks, it's happening.

We're releasing Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile this Thursday at 7 p.m.

Mark your calendars. Get excited to know even less about Jeffrey Epstein.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 1d

You can certainly trust that every word out of mouth is a lie

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 1d

And so far everything about her tenure has been about getting revenge for things that happened before her confirmation so...

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 2d

How long until we see Fox news interviewing AI generated characters fresh from the war ravaging the streets of Portland?

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 2d

Not to worry, soon it'll be bad AI actors instead

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 2d

No Soda Pop?

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, it's all mine is his mantra

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Burgum: "We have to get back to mining in our country. It's not just drill baby drill. It's mine baby mine with President Trump."

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 2d

I guess if you have no idea if this is an attack or accident then maybe the weapons are justified

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 2d

Tariff Shelf. DRINK!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "Recently they said they found billions of dollars. And they couldn't understand -- I said, 'check the tariff shelf.' And they come in the next hour and they say, 'Sir, you're right, it was from the tariffs.'"

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 2d

Tariff Shelf. DRINK!

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 2d

Which tells you how this household responds to big spiders

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 2d

Also somebody needs to drop a nuke on that crash site before it's too late

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 2d

Alien Earth Episode 1

Is it normal for search and rescue to go into the scene of a disaster fully armed with guns at the ready? Is that just an American thing?

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 3d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 3d

Worth checking. Needed a mood booster

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 3d

@didithappeny3t.bsky.social Still no?

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 3d

Haha if I don't recognize them I actually often use the screen call option and wait for them to talk to the phone first, read what they say, then decide if I'm going to answer. 99 times out of 100 they've hung up before it gets halfway

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 3d

She has the same approach as me to incoming calls 😆

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 3d

That's a talent! I was planning on impressing my daughter by looking up a score for in and learning it on the keyboard

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 3d

Somebody lost his pacifier