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I was disastrously late to the party but Dead Moon is so fucking good and I wish I could have seen them one time when I had the chance.
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I was disastrously late to the party but Dead Moon is so fucking good and I wish I could have seen them one time when I had the chance.
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Und thus, modernity comes to a close just like it started, with a guy ranting at windmills
Trump: "There are windmills all over Europe. There are windmills all over the place. And they are losers. One thing I've noticed is that the more windmills a country has, the more money that country loses, and the worse that country is doing. I haven't been able to find any wind farms in China."
January 21, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Und thus, modernity comes to a close just like it started, with a guy ranting at windmills
Everybody shut up about Greenland for a second. There’s an announcement: The Afghan Whigs are touring this summer. Thank you.
January 20, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Everybody shut up about Greenland for a second. There’s an announcement: The Afghan Whigs are touring this summer. Thank you.
Why does advil now look like a fictional party drug from a very special episode of 90210?
January 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Why does advil now look like a fictional party drug from a very special episode of 90210?
Tonight, the college gymnastics season begins in earnest. It can mean only one thing: the ESPN app has forced me to cuss in front of my kids. World’s worst piece of shit.
January 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Tonight, the college gymnastics season begins in earnest. It can mean only one thing: the ESPN app has forced me to cuss in front of my kids. World’s worst piece of shit.
Wait, they made a regular guy used to be an assassin movie starring Allison Janney? And I’m just finding out now? When I should have been asleep hours ago? Well too bad. I’m fucking in. Happy new year to me.
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Wait, they made a regular guy used to be an assassin movie starring Allison Janney? And I’m just finding out now? When I should have been asleep hours ago? Well too bad. I’m fucking in. Happy new year to me.
Have people been making jokes about 2026 Steelers staring QB Phillip Rivers?
December 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Have people been making jokes about 2026 Steelers staring QB Phillip Rivers?
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
I am once again asking for each employee involved with the espn app to get a deadly and debilitating disease.
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I am once again asking for each employee involved with the espn app to get a deadly and debilitating disease.
This morning, my youngest insisted that she could breathe underwater because it was made from oxygen. She never really bought that she was wrong. By happenstance I flip past total recall tonight and am reminded that the plot hinges on this exact bit of chemical misunderstanding.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This morning, my youngest insisted that she could breathe underwater because it was made from oxygen. She never really bought that she was wrong. By happenstance I flip past total recall tonight and am reminded that the plot hinges on this exact bit of chemical misunderstanding.
The plot to Weapons 2 will be that all the children in a small town become incapable of communication beyond the moaning of the same two numbers.
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The plot to Weapons 2 will be that all the children in a small town become incapable of communication beyond the moaning of the same two numbers.
Canes broadcast team knows who sometimes burns crosses.
October 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Canes broadcast team knows who sometimes burns crosses.
It would be almost impossible to describe to someone how bad the ESPN app is (unless they’d ever subscribed to NFL+).
October 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It would be almost impossible to describe to someone how bad the ESPN app is (unless they’d ever subscribed to NFL+).
The “Choose your punishment” scene in Cabin In The Woods but a Cracker Barrel.
September 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The “Choose your punishment” scene in Cabin In The Woods but a Cracker Barrel.
My best parenting advice, outside of “screen time is a natural pacifier”, is that cash bribes work. Anyways, horns down.
August 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My best parenting advice, outside of “screen time is a natural pacifier”, is that cash bribes work. Anyways, horns down.
The paradox of girl-dadding teenagers is that, when Taylor gets engaged, I get texts from six different dude friends and none from my kids.
August 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The paradox of girl-dadding teenagers is that, when Taylor gets engaged, I get texts from six different dude friends and none from my kids.
Why did they send Mary Poppins to do a real estate deal with Dracula?
July 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Why did they send Mary Poppins to do a real estate deal with Dracula?
Seems like we’re going to transition into the hunger games only Snow is, like, from district fucking 4 or something.
July 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Seems like we’re going to transition into the hunger games only Snow is, like, from district fucking 4 or something.
Seth Harley Jarvis is Baby of the Year
May 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Seth Harley Jarvis is Baby of the Year
Now that my dad is on some ozempic knockoff there’s no good stash of treats socked away at his house. :(
May 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Now that my dad is on some ozempic knockoff there’s no good stash of treats socked away at his house. :(
Duolingo has an AI function where you have a short conversation and then in shows you a transcript and criticizes everything you said. What am I paying you for, Duo. That’s what I was gonna do anyway.
May 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Duolingo has an AI function where you have a short conversation and then in shows you a transcript and criticizes everything you said. What am I paying you for, Duo. That’s what I was gonna do anyway.
Now everyone has to say one nice thing about Brent Burns.
April 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Now everyone has to say one nice thing about Brent Burns.
I feel like Ransom Canyon should have had at least one hostage situation and/or canyon.
April 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I feel like Ransom Canyon should have had at least one hostage situation and/or canyon.
My youngest knows how to party when the Sooners get trophies.
April 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My youngest knows how to party when the Sooners get trophies.