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Perry “Milon’s Secret Asshole” Normal
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King of the chimney sweeps
Neither Spielberg or Peter Jackson allowed back into the country until the next Tintin movie is in production.

Don't let my pic fool you, I'm not a crazy Tintin single-issue voter (I just identify with how angry he looks in this pic) but goddamn the first was so good and the 3 movie plan was aces.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Started drinking coffee again in the hopes that it would give me more energy during the day but all it does is fuck up my late afternoon nap. I'm still just as tired all day except now I have coffee breath and want a cigarette more than any point in the 12+ years since I quit.
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I am very excited for PAC vs everybody and OC vs everybody.
Gold League:
Darby Allin
PAC
Kevin Knight
Speedball Mike Bailey
Kyle Fletcher
Kazuchika Okada

Blue League:
Konosuke Takeshita
Jon Moxley
Claudio Castagnoli
Orange Cassidy
Roderick Strong
Mascara Dorada

The #ContinentalClassic is absolutely stacked. I cannot wait. #C2 #AEW
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Excalibur: Hook, you son of a bitch!

@realtaz.bsky.social’s wife: The fuck did I do?
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Woah, I didn’t expect that result. Joe definitely deserves it but that’s very surprising. Hey, Swerve! #AEW
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
“Look what you did to Kyle” lmao I love Okada so much #AEW
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Hulk Hogan's son thinking about getting into wrestling but it seems like a bad idea. There's still A LOT of driving involved in being a wrestler.
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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#Fredericton, next Saturday join us for an afternoon of heartache and blistering rock as we spread some love - Glen Love that is. He and Mia Lillie will be with us at The Monarch Drop In. Nov 29, 4-7pm. Be there or be elsewhere!
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"I'm calling the Coast Guard"

If you want cocaine instead of weed, just say so.
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
RIP Mani, bassist for the Stone Roses. Brown and Squire get most of the attention in the band, but Mani and Wren were the engine that propelled them. He wasn't a showy player, but his bass lines were always perfectly attuned to the songs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD6P...
The Stone Roses - She Bangs the Drums (Official Video)
YouTube video by StoneRosesVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Me, in 1980 after J.R. got shot.
That ending in Dallas lol
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Luchadors take this shit seriously.
the head gear stays ON during sex
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
They are so fucking cute together, hahaha.
Mina Shirakawa and Toni Storm's entrance is just spectacular

#AEWDynamite
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Something to be said for patterns. Dante Martin also has kinda dumb looking shorts but the fact that they have a design on them and not just random logos makes it look a lot more put together and less “my mom forgot to pack my gear” than Garcia’s. #AEW
Watching Collision now, two logos and longer shorts does not solve the problem. #Wrestlesky
How many little decals and logos and bullshit does Daniel Garcia have to add to his shorts before it stops looking to me like he forgot his gear?

I hope the answer is 4.

#AEW
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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How I greet people coming from the bad place outage:
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Started this as a joke response but eventually talked myself into it for reals.

Paul Giamatti for the Postman
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Watching Collision now, two logos and longer shorts does not solve the problem. #Wrestlesky
How many little decals and logos and bullshit does Daniel Garcia have to add to his shorts before it stops looking to me like he forgot his gear?

I hope the answer is 4.

#AEW
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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It’s insanely funny that the main thing about Clinton in the Epstein emails is an explicit denial that he went to the island
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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YOU WON’T REGRET THIS!!!
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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This is true, the economy has hit #AEW hard. They announced today they’re renaming Blood And Guts to Blood Or Guts.
October 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM