The Human Monster Truck
@perryvonvicious.bsky.social
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Professional wrestler. Monster trucks, coffee, Disney parks, toy making, novelty music, 3D printing, cats, and chickens. He/him
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And to be offended by the actions of the villain, specifically? Like... that's THE POINT of having a villain!
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I think their posts are mostly a for of attention seeking, rather than genuine outrage.
Either way... super weird.
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“I was offended! … by the actions of THE VILLAIN OF THE SAW MOVIES!!!”
W.. T.. F ?!?
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I am as liberal and progressive as anyone, but when I reach the corner of the Internet where young Gen-Zers are picking apart microaggressions in the SAW movies?
That's when I know I've done too much scrolling for the day.
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Sadly, I'll soon be mourning the loss of my gen 1 earbuds. I've had them since the mid 2000's. They came with my click wheel iPod.
Sadly, there's a spot where the bare wires are starting to show. I know it's just a matter of time before they go on me.
But they'll go out in use! A warrior's death!
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Our home is one that embraces and even enjoys science. We have a few heroes we hold dear, and Jane Goodall was chief among them. 💔
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/o...
Jane Goodall, Eminent Primatologist Who Chronicled the Lives of Chimps, Dies at 91
www.nytimes.com
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Celebrating #JaneGoodall who as part of her legacy championed #AnimalKingdom More on YouTube.com/jimhshull
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I'm actively trying to avoid using my "old reliables." I don't make New Year's resolutions, but this feels pretty close.
Of course, this means I'm also no worried if I'm overdoing the whole "self-conscious millennial hyperfocuses on self-improvement" trope.
WHY AM I LIKE THIS? DO I NEED THERAPY?
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Having grown up a chubby kid, humor was always my preferred crutch. All of my childhood heroes were in comedy in one way or another.
As a result, I am gravitate strongly toward those who can "yes and" naturally.
It also means I overanalyze my own quips. I know there are specific gags I overuse.
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And it ends up going to a play-off match! The perfect ending for such a milestone event!
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Those final two matches between Onosato & Hoshoryu were the perfect ending to this basho!
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No streams this week. I'm a bit under the weather.
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Going live from the workshop! It's a long-overdue toymaking stream!
Come hang out.
twitch.tv/perryvonvicious
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Shoutout to @midnightsumo.bsky.social for making my daily cardio fly by! (15 days-straight, every other month!)
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Going live at 8:30! I'll be making Rip Byson in WWF No Mercy on the N64.
Come hang out!
twitch.tv/perryvonvicious
(Sassy Ripper pic for attention.)
Rip Byson looking sassy.
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That truck was always just for exhibitions. Slow moving car crushed and just displays and such.
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Not only that, but it was built in the mid-80’s and still drives today!

And there’s more than one! I got my pic with Bigfoot 7 (also on 10-foot tires, but renamed BIGFUN) last year.
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MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan

PETER PARKER: it’s ben

MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
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*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.