I mentioned this on Bad Site but a coworker who is decidedly not Jewish (but VERY LOUDLY pro-Israel) is now wearing a Star of David necklace and I don't really know what to make of that other than if I wore a keffiyeh I'd get super fired lol

the worst thing about the weekend before thanksgiving is having to come to work on monday/tuesday but your brain's already in holiday mode

my brain will not wake up today and all i keep thinking about is PANERA DEATH LEMONADE

(never had it bc i hate panera's food but DAMN i want to try that sweet caffeine poison and just VIBRATE through the workday)

if the cops were really serious about catching that asshole in maine they would offer him a free whopper

I don’t want to “do my best” I want to give a comfortable 60% and have time for my shows

"chocking like a dog"

fuck he's gonna win isn't he

while I am definitely posting more here I will NOT abandon twitter until we have all celebrated Henry Kissinger Death Day in the correct venue

twitter was BUILT for events like HKDD; bluesky is still too innocent and pure to handle all our poisonous joy

also I'm really gonna start posting more on this site because yesterday's chain of breaking news events only proved how toxic elon's twitter has become

every day around this time I start chanting "go to lunch motherfucker go to lunch" over and over in the hopes I can psychically urge my boss to leave the office & I can get some shit done lol

hi! I'm persicapit on the bad site. I like posting about leftist politics, college football, shitty reality tv, sad lesbian indie music, and more!!!

p.s. show me all your dogs