I see them down on the Mall wandering around looking like lost puppy dogs. 😂

As the internet becomes more clearly impossible to use, I find myself reverting back to the original form of computer entertainment: solitaire

That felon guy, who started the ban on TikTok in 2020, is now going to “save” TikTok. People are so gullible! Those of us who are not are SO COOKED!

Fuck it, might as well check on my island in Animal Crossing

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

To all of those who have asked, I will not be acknowledging the Inauguration on January 20th.

I keep opening my TikTok app the way I open the fridge when I want a little treat to be in there, but there never is.

It's just funny that Pokemon's version of in-game fan service is "put Charizard in it again" and not "make gbc sprites of newer Pokemon" or "put all the player characters and starters together in one game"

More open world games should make us want to explore a world because it’s interesting and vibrant, not to cross objectives off a map

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

Even science can’t explain the nostalgic power of this shade of grey