THE Alana
@pestilentposter.bsky.social
Most normal guy award, 8 years and counting 🏆
I tried neoprene gloves at a hospital once and it has fucked me up forever... they are like 200 dollars for a box but once you put them on a million angels start singing and everything in the world feels perfect and beautiful.
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I tried neoprene gloves at a hospital once and it has fucked me up forever... they are like 200 dollars for a box but once you put them on a million angels start singing and everything in the world feels perfect and beautiful.
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I’ll fuck the living daylights out of him 🫦
October 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’ll fuck the living daylights out of him 🫦
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CONGRATS MARC !!!!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU !!!!
September 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
CONGRATS MARC !!!!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU !!!!
Thought this said It/Robot/Theory and was like "oomf coming through with the coolest pronouns as per usual"
September 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Thought this said It/Robot/Theory and was like "oomf coming through with the coolest pronouns as per usual"