THE Alana
@pestilentposter.bsky.social
Most normal guy award, 8 years and counting 🏆
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I think I might be obsessed with pouring cooking oil down the drain
October 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I think I might be obsessed with pouring cooking oil down the drain
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Darling…a 55-year-old diabetic diva sashays in with visual distortion & a big old dip in vision in one eye.. fluorescein angiography is spilling the tea with leakage from the neovascularization. What’s the tea on her diagnosis?
October 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Darling…a 55-year-old diabetic diva sashays in with visual distortion & a big old dip in vision in one eye.. fluorescein angiography is spilling the tea with leakage from the neovascularization. What’s the tea on her diagnosis?
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I am working with a team of scientists on creating a cigarette flavored low fat yogurt.
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I am working with a team of scientists on creating a cigarette flavored low fat yogurt.
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Officer.. dear, I wasn’t speeding, I was facetiming (fiercely)
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Officer.. dear, I wasn’t speeding, I was facetiming (fiercely)
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Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I don’t want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. 🫦
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I don’t want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. 🫦
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My new daughter Psoriasis Harvard-Lynn, arrived yesterday..a true unconventional beauty.
(A bit fugly but I am willing to see the beauty in her due to my open mind)…
(A bit fugly but I am willing to see the beauty in her due to my open mind)…
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My new daughter Psoriasis Harvard-Lynn, arrived yesterday..a true unconventional beauty.
(A bit fugly but I am willing to see the beauty in her due to my open mind)…
(A bit fugly but I am willing to see the beauty in her due to my open mind)…
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saw an interview of danny brown talking about his new song collab with underscores and he talks about how inspiring her album wallsocket was to him, revisited it and god damn in retrospect wallsockets is album of the year 2023. i loved it already but god damn it’s so unbelievably good
October 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
saw an interview of danny brown talking about his new song collab with underscores and he talks about how inspiring her album wallsocket was to him, revisited it and god damn in retrospect wallsockets is album of the year 2023. i loved it already but god damn it’s so unbelievably good
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『1989年の恋人たち』が日本語で読めるようになりました！
1989nk.com
第1章と第2章、どちらも僕のウェブサイトで無料で公開していますので、ぜひご覧ください！ 日本のみなさんにも楽しんでいただけることを願っています💝
翻訳: はるか - @haruka-kanata.bsky.social
#創作BL #マンガが読めるハッシュタグ #コミック #一次創作
1989nk.com
第1章と第2章、どちらも僕のウェブサイトで無料で公開していますので、ぜひご覧ください！ 日本のみなさんにも楽しんでいただけることを願っています💝
翻訳: はるか - @haruka-kanata.bsky.social
#創作BL #マンガが読めるハッシュタグ #コミック #一次創作
January 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
『1989年の恋人たち』が日本語で読めるようになりました！
1989nk.com
第1章と第2章、どちらも僕のウェブサイトで無料で公開していますので、ぜひご覧ください！ 日本のみなさんにも楽しんでいただけることを願っています💝
翻訳: はるか - @haruka-kanata.bsky.social
#創作BL #マンガが読めるハッシュタグ #コミック #一次創作
1989nk.com
第1章と第2章、どちらも僕のウェブサイトで無料で公開していますので、ぜひご覧ください！ 日本のみなさんにも楽しんでいただけることを願っています💝
翻訳: はるか - @haruka-kanata.bsky.social
#創作BL #マンガが読めるハッシュタグ #コミック #一次創作
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I’ll fuck the living daylights out of him 🫦
October 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’ll fuck the living daylights out of him 🫦
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Just got a call and I have been cast in Avengers Doomsday.
I will play the sexy MILF doctor that graduated from Harvard via online classes and became a 6 figure freelance blogger, similar to my real life.
I will play the sexy MILF doctor that graduated from Harvard via online classes and became a 6 figure freelance blogger, similar to my real life.
October 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Just got a call and I have been cast in Avengers Doomsday.
I will play the sexy MILF doctor that graduated from Harvard via online classes and became a 6 figure freelance blogger, similar to my real life.
I will play the sexy MILF doctor that graduated from Harvard via online classes and became a 6 figure freelance blogger, similar to my real life.
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July 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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4 word poem. Hemingway could never
September 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
4 word poem. Hemingway could never
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they’re going to flavor blast me tomorrow
September 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
they’re going to flavor blast me tomorrow
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September 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Hissing Pipes at Dawn (They’re Playing Our Song)
open.spotify.com/track/6vvy5p...
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Stuck on You
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September 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hissing Pipes at Dawn (They’re Playing Our Song)
open.spotify.com/track/6vvy5p...
open.spotify.com/track/6vvy5p...
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the delusional self serious posters on here want to be known as public intellectuals while the dudes actually publishing and being cited are posting about taking a shit in the urinal
September 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
the delusional self serious posters on here want to be known as public intellectuals while the dudes actually publishing and being cited are posting about taking a shit in the urinal
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they put transgender horse t-boys in my animegender horse girl gacha?!
August 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
they put transgender horse t-boys in my animegender horse girl gacha?!
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