“she __ on my __ til i __” is a literary masterpiece, rivaled only by “get [noun]ed, idiot”

#ai has no place in creative spaces. they’re called the HUMANities for a fucking reason

Unerwartet, trotzdem da:
Volker Wissing, Antifa. 🙏

how is it still january?

working through a book called "mythology and misogyny" sounds about as fun as it is.
reading about "women's inclination to insanity" while hungry and in a lecture on freedom and lack of freedom in the middle ages has me like "yeah, i'm inclined to go insane rn".

2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.

In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.

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oh, schau an! es ist 13:12!

Definitely not my favorite day ever to be quite honest

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

heyyy, welcome to my unboxing videooo...
-some girl named Pandora, this year probably

when your bf goes to jail falsely accused of your crimes but you're just a chill guy
#hannibal
#hannibalnbc
#hanniballecter
#hannigram

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide