Pete Giovine
petegiovine.bsky.social
Pete Giovine
@petegiovine.bsky.social
all hair & teeth
Remember journalists?
September 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Critical thinking is a lost art
August 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Do your own research except for looking up the definition of tariff
March 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I did my own research and concluded you barely graduated high school
March 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Reposted by Pete Giovine
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My Vietnam was surviving Woodstock '99
February 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The Trump meme coin rug pull day before inauguration day is 🤌
January 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The NFL airing commercials about not chasing your losses really sums up the modern sports fan
January 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Jesus Jardiance
January 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you see a guy washing a Jetta, you're seeing a good boyfriend
December 30, 2024 at 8:56 PM
My brown sugar to oat meal ratio is my darkest secret
December 29, 2024 at 7:43 PM
LA delivery drivers
December 15, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Jay Z got 99 problems and a competent PR team ain't one
December 9, 2024 at 2:40 AM
My Rite Aid looks like a supermarket in North Korea
December 2, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Fantasy football is fun!
December 1, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Thanksgiving really spreads out your fantasy football mistakes
November 29, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Still thinking about Fat Joe's World Series performance
November 29, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Pretty sure I could coach the Bears
November 29, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Tom Brady making up words and nicknames like "we used to call it a wizwaz. Guacamole used to do it in practice"
November 29, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Plant-sitting is a high stakes game of overthinking and overwatering
November 28, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Apparently tariffs can mean whatever the hell you want them to mean
November 26, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Reposted by Pete Giovine
Note for the upcoming holiday season,,, some of us are on a sobriety journey and mocktails or non-alcoholic beer options make a big difference 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
November 26, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Resist posting "is this thing on?" You're better than that.
November 25, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Skeeting without followers is just journaling
November 22, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Is there a way to opt out of Hawk Tuah?
November 20, 2024 at 8:19 PM