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petegriffin.bsky.social
petegriffin
@petegriffin.bsky.social
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carpenter. i'm definitely awake. peter griffin is my real name. phillies/eagles. yellow springs, ohio by way of philly.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 7h
hey guys let's kiss under the phillies hat.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 9h
put him in.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 9h
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 11h
remember when the phillies, down a run in the ninth, turned a guy on second with no outs into a guy on first with one out.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 11h
when the fuck is 9:08pm o'clock?
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 1d
go birds
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d
What you can only imagine does not pay for reality. That's what I always wrote on the memo line of all my checks, because back then it was time to stop saying I can only imagine to foolish dreams with tales of cashing blank stares at any bank wall
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 1d
wishing you some rest soon.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 1d
much love 💜💜.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 1d
ivan's geometry is becoming more eternal.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 1d
it feels like depression is illegal here but birds can wear hats.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 1d
is the smashing machine good for her box office?
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 1d
rawdogging sitting on the couch.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 1d
we don't have a doorbell but my dog still reacts to the ones on tv. generational trauma is real
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 1d
i was about to cum but i bunted and my wife ran the wheel.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 2d
troy aikman sounds like ones and zeros.
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harpy halloween @harpy.party · 2d
it's so easy to not be a piece of shit I'm surprised more people haven't tried it
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 2d
very cool
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 2d
please.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 3d
instead of closing up bluesky just cut back on her hours. maybe open only sunday nights and weekdays 7am-2pm.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 3d
life is more like drips filling up a bucket than a full bucket slowly leaking.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 3d
a movie about growing old where the focus slowly grows fuzzy and the final line is barely audible.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 3d
When musicians don’t know how to end a song, they just fade out. I think other writers should do that too. Sketch comedy, screenwriting, playwrights. Have everyone talk softer and softer as they slowly sneak off stage.
Novelists can end chapters with gradually shrinking type.
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 3d
enjoy that winding ride home
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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 3d
there needs to be a wonder twins movie but make it kinky and weird. gleek the monkey would be a huge hit.
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