Sometimes your favourite bakery gets that title because of its innovative flavours and extraordinarily light pastry. Sometimes it’s just because no one working there learnt anything about portion size. Fist just for scale, I don’t punch cream at the weekends.

y’all

Sorted. 😉😎

Every time you don't buy a book from Amazon, but use a good indie store who actually values the sale & treats you & your purchase with respect, the sun shines brighter, floofy puppies gambol in fresher grass, & Jeff Bezos's piles sting for just a biiiit longer.

Sounds GREAT to me.

Buy independent.

This is the only flag I’m flying today. For Janey. #Trumpisacunt Let’s make it trend.