Peter Doocy (parody)
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Peter Doocy (parody)
@peterdoocy.bsky.social
Senior White House Correspondent and self-made man. Meritocracy prover. Nothing is given to us. Our place in life is 100% the result of only hard work and dedication. Husband and Dad. Villanova '09. GO WILDCATS!
If you want a good wrestling squad, some of your boys will have to "take one for the team." The Greeks invented the sport and they knew this. Jim Jordan knows this. What don't woke democrats understand about sports?
EXCLUSIVE: ActBlue is firing back at a House GOP investigation into its workings.

The Dem online fundraising platform says the probe appears to be an unconstitutional abuse of power to help the White House.
ActBlue fires back at GOP investigation, saying it appears unconstitutional and partisan
In a new letter obtained by POLITICO, the Democratic fundraising platform says committees investigating it may be improperly collaborating with the Justice Department.
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June 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is the usual unamerican, anti-patriotic rhetoric you see from liberal democrats who don't believe in free-markets & the constitutional right to consume product that gives a person cancer. This is not my America! Bring back Joe Camel now! Joe was canceled unfairly by the Democrat woke agenda.
In Missouri First pic 11 years ago $4.81 Second pic May 2025 $8.51 Almost double in 12 years GOOD!!! Looks like they are selling Candy instead of Death ☠️ In Canada, Britain & Australia they have to be out of sight...
June 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Typical woke Democrat nonsense. While Trump and Clinton were simply recreating and hanging out, doing completely normal dude things on a beautiful island in the Caribbean, Bernie was busy promoting godless communism and universal healthcare. There's a subtle difference.
While the Clintons and Trumps were busy on Epstein's island, Bernie Sanders was most likely doing wholesome Vermont shit, like bird watching or whatever.
June 6, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Typical woke democrats, always looking for more government hand outs. We need less communism and more old fashioned religion. Jesus accepted and embraced his homelessness. He took care of his own healing. He knew the pharisees and big government were not a solution to his personal problems.
Sure, sign me up. 🤷‍♂️

#TuesdayFeeling
May 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Frog comes from a family of hardworking amphibian, self-sufficient farmers just as Thomas Jefferson had envisioned. He was raised in a healthy family with a mother frog and a father frog. Toad, on the other hand, has quirks and issues that are the result of the loss of traditional toad values. Sad.
May 28, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Robert Reich is a communist who only became famous through nepotism and familial connections. Those of us who hate communism and believe we should MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN rise to the top only through sheer hard work and determination. Just look at my good friends Kid Rock and the Trump kids.
May 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
There is a very clear difference between science & "woke" science. People who want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN don't understand either one, but we do know there is a difference.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · May 26
Science is an economic driver in Hamilton, Mont., thanks to Rocky Mountain Laboratories, a federal research lab. Now, layoffs and funding cuts are having an impact in this town far from Washington.
A small Montana town grapples with the fallouts from federal worker cuts
Science is an economic driver in Hamilton, Mont., thanks to Rocky Mountain Laboratories, a federal research lab. Now, layoffs and funding cuts are having an impact in this town far from Washington.
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May 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I wake up everyday at 6am with genuine love in my heart for my family & America. Democrats sleep until noon. They hate American values & love only gay, childless marriages. The woke mob only uses social media to act performatively for views. They belong in Guantanamo or better yet...Alcatraz. #MAGA
May 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM
It's absolutely shameful how many woke Democrats are refusing to upgrade their mattresses at a discount today.
May 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This is your typical woke liberal spreading anti-police propaganda. The officer is clearly trying to shoot her down in time to save her from choking to death. Unless of course she's not white, then he's probably just expressing on the job frustration about the gallows not killing her quick enough.
Fave detail about the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE video game is the cartridge features a cop (not in the movie, not in the game) who appears to be shooting at… the woman hanging from the meat hook?
May 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
When death came him, Phil should've ducked rather than dynastied. Now his talentless progeny will forever suckle off of the teat of his dynastic largess rather than becoming Senior White House Correspondents like me solely through raw talent and perseverance.
Phil Robertson, the patriarch of the show "Duck Dynasty" and the founder of a duck hunting gear business that became the foundation of his family’s reality television empire, died at 79.

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May 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
This sounds like a typical woke democrat date night. I'm not sure why he is complaining about it.
Your employer would chain you to your station and beat you with a riding crop, if it was legal
May 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Curious how this post omits the words "Kellyanne" and "Conway." A less seasoned Senior White House Correspondent might have missed those details, but it was the first thing I noticed.
Curious how this post omits the words “Russia” and “Putin.”
May 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
They can mock my qualifications all they wish. But I am a self-made man, a proud '09 graduate of Villenova and someone who was required to read Moby Dick. I didn't finish it, but I know more than enough to command such a fine vessel. Call me Ishmael.
Which just means Trump will appoint Peter Doocy as the next Commander of the aircraft carrier
May 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I'm always ready to ask the tough questions. It's how I made it to the White House. "Started from the bottom, now we here."
Peter Doocy: Does Trump view putin as the good guy or the bad guy?

Karoline Leavitt: He has made his feelings about both sides of this war quite clear. He wants to see it end.
May 26, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Always awkward when people try to argue that white genocide isn't real. More to the point, white genocide is the only real form genocide. Other so-called "genocides" are simply measured responses to terrorism.
Fox’s Peter Doocy Declares Trump’s Throw Down With South African President: ‘Most Awkward Oval Office Meeting Since Zelensky’ https://twp.ai/4imq4q
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Fox’s Peter Doocy Declares Trump’s Throw Down With South African President: ‘Most Awkward Oval Office Meeting Since Zelensky’
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May 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM