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Pete
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Husband. Dad. Harmonica player. Living on the East Side. Tottenham ‘til they kill me. Fan of The Beatles, OutKast, pizza, and beer. “Lover” is Taylor’s poppiest album. He/Him. Ordained Minister. Dude.
I’m watching COACH again, for the first time since it aired in the early 1990s, and man, it’s peak boomer tv.
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You’re an ungrateful bastard.
He’s been there for over an hour now. Someone send coffee and waffles please. I’m suffering. #Caturday
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It’s 8:07 am and my neighbor has a gas-powered leaf blower going.
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I listened to Anthology 4 on my walk this morning. Firstly, it’s more Beatles, which is great, because it’s the Beatles, but not really sure if what they released warranted the fanfare.

I can’t believe there’s nothing better than what’s on this collection, most of which they’ve already released.
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Kibbeh Nayeh.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Simply having a wonderful Christmastimre
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
When I was a kid, my mother made me read, of which I am grateful. I chose Sherlock Holmes, and it started a love affair with Doyle’s greatest character.

And when I read a certain email today…
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sourdough
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
#Caturday

Daniel Day~Mewis may lurk, swat me when I walk by, and try to trip me when I walk down the steps, but can any cat resist scratch????
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
He and Henry Kissinger are vying for Chief Stoker of Lucifer’s Furnace.
Dick Cheney now a key advisor to Lucifer.
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Dick Cheney died… drink
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
INCONCEIVABLE
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Good energy in this skeet
Live in the Eastern Time Zone but spend a week in the Pacific Time Zone but return to the Eastern Time Zone just hours before Daylight Savings Time begins, buddy I should not be allowed to operate any heavy machinery for a while.
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Pointing out MAGAT “Christians’” hypocrisy is one of the most satisfying, and frustrating, endeavors i undertake. Apply their logic to this story, from THE BIBLE, Jesus Christ, the Savior, the Redeemer of Humanity, should have let these people go hungry.
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
October 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
A chips and dip party is legit!
Went to a housewarming party, and the guests all brought snacks ;P I'm the odd one out with grapes and cookies, and I also brought a bag of cat toys and treats for the cat that spent the evening under the bed, she wasn't in the mood for socializing!
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
John Prine, really
October 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
October 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
NY Giants fan
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
In Minneapolis for McCartney, and he’s playing nineteen hundred and motherfucking eighty five.
October 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Sorry I’m late. I was watching someone open TOPPS baseball cards from 1985
Useless knowledge:
October 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Useless knowledge:
October 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Did your kid paint your nails this weekend?
October 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM