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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version)

@danisaacs.bsky.social

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I do cloud things. I like taking photos of other worlds. I mostly post toddler or pet photos. Occasionally, informed political takes. I ❤️ CFB.

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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · Aug 26

The sky says Trans Lives Matter

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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 23m

The crayon scribbling on the walls let you know just how fancy we is.

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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 42m

For many in the USA, Christianity is not a theological identity, it's a political one.

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 2h

The same people who loudly and proudly (wrongly) proclaim that America is a “Christian nation” now say that the government isn’t responsible for feeding the poor.

You can’t have Schrödinger’s theocracy - it either is or it isn’t, boys.

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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 1h

I grabbed this Colonizer jacket at an estate auction for $30 a few years ago. 😁

My Burberry jacket, a tan field jacket with removable wool vest liner, hanging against the back of a chair

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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 1h

It's in the 40sF so I had to break out the Brrrrrrrberry jacket

Inside of my estate sale old man Burberry jacket showing the iconic pattern

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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 1h

Ms. Rachel don't miss 💯

amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 3h

Ms Rachel just called Andrew Cuomo a raggedy old racist bitch

Ms Rachel via Instagram:

I've eaten rice the way Zohran Mamdani does. A friend made me a meal years ago & showed me that way of eating rice. I thought it was cool.
Teachers in NYC teach students to be kind & respectful toward other students' cultures. It's one of our learning standards to help children feel proud of who they are.
It's disappointing that some adults can't model the same decency & kindness that students in NYC show every day.
They would rather model something none of our religions teach us - racism and attacking our neighbors instead of loving them.

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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 6h

What even is time, anymore lol

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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 11h

Dog seems to want out

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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 11h

It's over? Now what?

Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 11h

That was a nasty breaking ball by the big ginger

Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 12h

The NFL has been relevant for less than half as long as MLB. The one thing they don't have is the history.

Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 12h

How fucking DARE they play Annie's "Tomorrow" going to commercial?!? 😭😂😭

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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 12h

Can't believe I watched a whole NFL game and post game that started after this game did, only to be watching this game for 3 hours.

Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 12h

Old Testament ass gods.

noah_shumway @noahshumway.bsky.social · Mar 30

I know baseball gods are real because of how cruel they are

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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 12h

Laur has maybe 3 more innings in him. We could see a shortstop pitching the bottom of the 18th. 😂

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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 12h

There might be 2 guys on each team that could pass the ICE physical fitness test.

Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 12h

Fuck these baseball quants taking small ball and ridiculously fast players away from the game.

There is no Kenny Lofton, no Ichiro, or anyone on either team that could score from 1st base.

And now only HRs matter, and this game may never end.