Mr Peter
@petethebolt.bsky.social
As seen on TV. Should’ve taken the opportunity to change my username.
A400 doing circuits earlier with doors open, dropping maybe SBS with boats into the North Sea, braver than me even in summer!
September 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A400 doing circuits earlier with doors open, dropping maybe SBS with boats into the North Sea, braver than me even in summer!
Worst pundit rotation? Robbie Mustoe, Theo Walcott, Daniel Sturridge, Danny Murphy. Co-comms Robbie Savage.
August 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Worst pundit rotation? Robbie Mustoe, Theo Walcott, Daniel Sturridge, Danny Murphy. Co-comms Robbie Savage.
Theo Walcott - he’s not the tallest player in the Arsenal department, but he’s in the right time at the right time. It’s like Stath Lets Flats
August 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Theo Walcott - he’s not the tallest player in the Arsenal department, but he’s in the right time at the right time. It’s like Stath Lets Flats
I have bought a lottery ticket! And now we wait. Genuinely feel it’s happening this time, I will be reckless and so very fat but smell incredible, I’ll get the workwear dude to dress me for my new shape
May 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I have bought a lottery ticket! And now we wait. Genuinely feel it’s happening this time, I will be reckless and so very fat but smell incredible, I’ll get the workwear dude to dress me for my new shape
I’ll chuck my hat in the ring
April 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I’ll chuck my hat in the ring
Not risen today has he
April 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Not risen today has he
Why did the mango chutney? Because man worked in chutney
March 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Why did the mango chutney? Because man worked in chutney
Life’s finer, in China.
Do more, in Singapore.
It won’t be banned, in Thailand.
Get it India.
Do more, in Singapore.
It won’t be banned, in Thailand.
Get it India.
February 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Life’s finer, in China.
Do more, in Singapore.
It won’t be banned, in Thailand.
Get it India.
Do more, in Singapore.
It won’t be banned, in Thailand.
Get it India.
Explore your Libya
February 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Explore your Libya
You won’t have a shit ‘un, in Great Britain. Come and visit today, we’re all waiting.
February 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You won’t have a shit ‘un, in Great Britain. Come and visit today, we’re all waiting.
Oh I’ve prepared 70 minutes of slides, 70 minutes! No.
February 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Oh I’ve prepared 70 minutes of slides, 70 minutes! No.
1100 is the optimum meeting time, anything after 3 and before 10 is unacceptable, sort your life out man.
February 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
1100 is the optimum meeting time, anything after 3 and before 10 is unacceptable, sort your life out man.
I can’t log in to teams™️ bloody hell eh what a palaver
February 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I can’t log in to teams™️ bloody hell eh what a palaver
I think Adam killed Eve and blamed it on the apple the bastard, apples aren’t poisonous.
February 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I think Adam killed Eve and blamed it on the apple the bastard, apples aren’t poisonous.
🎶Welcome to my world, won’t you text before you come round🎶bit of Sinatra there for you, old blue eyes god rest his soul, bit of a ladies man weren’t he! Riddled.
February 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
🎶Welcome to my world, won’t you text before you come round🎶bit of Sinatra there for you, old blue eyes god rest his soul, bit of a ladies man weren’t he! Riddled.
I ate a bumhole in Thailand
February 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I ate a bumhole in Thailand
Madagascar? I barely know her!
January 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Madagascar? I barely know her!
Air fried a carrot but it’s just a hot carrot?
December 23, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Air fried a carrot but it’s just a hot carrot?
Reposted by Mr Peter
🎵 he’s making a list
he’s checking it twice
he’s left it at home
he’s calling his wife
husbands doing the christmas shop 🎵
he’s checking it twice
he’s left it at home
he’s calling his wife
husbands doing the christmas shop 🎵
December 17, 2024 at 5:10 PM
🎵 he’s making a list
he’s checking it twice
he’s left it at home
he’s calling his wife
husbands doing the christmas shop 🎵
he’s checking it twice
he’s left it at home
he’s calling his wife
husbands doing the christmas shop 🎵
Reposted by Mr Peter
Ocean City; 50 Wynall Ln, Wollescote, Stourbridge DY9 9AB, UK https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=52.4482161%2C-2.1066517&query_place_id=ChIJ2WUitWqRcEgRRUwKoU3PbXw
December 17, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Ocean City; 50 Wynall Ln, Wollescote, Stourbridge DY9 9AB, UK https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=52.4482161%2C-2.1066517&query_place_id=ChIJ2WUitWqRcEgRRUwKoU3PbXw
Just had some Jehovah’s Witnesses at the door like the good old days. Garlic Bread! Britain is healing.
December 17, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Just had some Jehovah’s Witnesses at the door like the good old days. Garlic Bread! Britain is healing.
I do love a spiral staircase
November 25, 2024 at 11:10 AM
I do love a spiral staircase
Reposted by Mr Peter
if toni braxton and bill hicks opened a restaurant together they could call it toni and bill’s
November 18, 2024 at 2:15 PM
if toni braxton and bill hicks opened a restaurant together they could call it toni and bill’s