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Ruth Husko
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If you like tweets you’re in for a treat 🤫

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I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there will be signs
January 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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Can we all, please, take a moment to appreciate how Mr Motivator has not aged a day since the 90s
January 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Roses are red,
Stones gather moss,
Mr Motivator is dancing as part of a promotion for Trainline at London’s Kings Cross

😎
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
My first boyfriend’s uncle was obsessed with Mel C. We went round one day and he’d put up four framed collages of Mel C newspaper cuttings in his front room. Unrelated whenever any woman came on TV he’d shout “GET YOUR MOTT OUT!! WAH WAH!” I mean god forbid men have hobbies #totp
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
When someone asks who your favourite Argentine footballer is
January 1, 2026 at 8:43 PM
It’s New Year’s Eve not New Year’s Steve
December 31, 2025 at 8:10 AM
It’s important to remember that Christmas isn’t fun for everyone and while you’re celebrating, there will be many people who are doing their best just to get through it. So if you can, please spare a thought for those who’ve received this as a gift today
December 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Birmingham Bullring wishes all its patrons a very Merry Aptio Setup Utility and a Happy New BIOS Information ✨
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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As it’s Christmas, let me treat you to one of my favourite videos. The time @dankackroyd.bsky.social gave me a shout out, which made my tummy feel funny.
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
It’s Christmas Eve Eve not Christmas Steve Steve
December 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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@dankackroyd.bsky.social I think it’s safe to say you’re very much in the culture 🎯 🍻 🎄
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
(Quietly sliding my campaign for all UK babies to be issued cigarettes and an elegant carriage clock back in the drawer) wow that’s great
December 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Naughty elf went through my wardrobe last night
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
BLT stands for Bacon Lacon Tacon
December 15, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Elf!! No!!
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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you can type stuff on your computer and it shows up in a little digital window, and all sorts of people can read it, not just people you know
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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When you're 33 but your Spotify listening age is 32
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My oh my! Woke up this morning and look what I found?! This cheeky little elf reading my important academic research papers! Let’s hope he keeps it quiet from Kath! 🤫
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 AM
They all come out the woodwork at Christmas don’t they
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Everyone’s talking about ‘Your Party’ but no one talking about Black Lace’s ‘Party Party: 16 Great Party Icebreakers’
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
At a pub quiz with two people slightly younger than me
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This is what The Cardigans were talking about when they wrote ‘My Favourite Game’ #totp
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
What’s the matter Chilli Heatwave boy, afraid you might taste some yuletide whimsy? 😏
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Pardon #TOTP
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Saturday Night Live UK has revealed that Jethro will be head writer for jokes about rural life, everyday situations and adult humour told in his distinctive Cornish accent and storytelling style #SNL #Portion
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM