Ruth Husko
@dankackroyd.bsky.social
I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there will be signs
January 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there will be signs
Roses are red,
Stones gather moss,
Mr Motivator is dancing as part of a promotion for Trainline at London’s Kings Cross
😎
Stones gather moss,
Mr Motivator is dancing as part of a promotion for Trainline at London’s Kings Cross
😎
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Roses are red,
Stones gather moss,
Mr Motivator is dancing as part of a promotion for Trainline at London’s Kings Cross
😎
Stones gather moss,
Mr Motivator is dancing as part of a promotion for Trainline at London’s Kings Cross
😎
When someone asks who your favourite Argentine footballer is
January 1, 2026 at 8:43 PM
When someone asks who your favourite Argentine footballer is
It’s New Year’s Eve not New Year’s Steve
December 31, 2025 at 8:10 AM
It’s New Year’s Eve not New Year’s Steve
It’s important to remember that Christmas isn’t fun for everyone and while you’re celebrating, there will be many people who are doing their best just to get through it. So if you can, please spare a thought for those who’ve received this as a gift today
December 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It’s important to remember that Christmas isn’t fun for everyone and while you’re celebrating, there will be many people who are doing their best just to get through it. So if you can, please spare a thought for those who’ve received this as a gift today
Birmingham Bullring wishes all its patrons a very Merry Aptio Setup Utility and a Happy New BIOS Information ✨
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Birmingham Bullring wishes all its patrons a very Merry Aptio Setup Utility and a Happy New BIOS Information ✨
I’d love it but the calendar starts on a SUNDAY!!!!!
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I’d love it but the calendar starts on a SUNDAY!!!!!
It’s Christmas Eve Eve not Christmas Steve Steve
December 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
It’s Christmas Eve Eve not Christmas Steve Steve
(Quietly sliding my campaign for all UK babies to be issued cigarettes and an elegant carriage clock back in the drawer) wow that’s great
December 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
(Quietly sliding my campaign for all UK babies to be issued cigarettes and an elegant carriage clock back in the drawer) wow that’s great
Naughty elf went through my wardrobe last night
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Naughty elf went through my wardrobe last night
My oh my! Woke up this morning and look what I found?! This cheeky little elf reading my important academic research papers! Let’s hope he keeps it quiet from Kath! 🤫
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 AM
My oh my! Woke up this morning and look what I found?! This cheeky little elf reading my important academic research papers! Let’s hope he keeps it quiet from Kath! 🤫
They all come out the woodwork at Christmas don’t they
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
They all come out the woodwork at Christmas don’t they
Everyone’s talking about ‘Your Party’ but no one talking about Black Lace’s ‘Party Party: 16 Great Party Icebreakers’
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Everyone’s talking about ‘Your Party’ but no one talking about Black Lace’s ‘Party Party: 16 Great Party Icebreakers’
At a pub quiz with two people slightly younger than me
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
At a pub quiz with two people slightly younger than me
What’s the matter Chilli Heatwave boy, afraid you might taste some yuletide whimsy? 😏
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
What’s the matter Chilli Heatwave boy, afraid you might taste some yuletide whimsy? 😏
He does always say that doesn’t he
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 AM
He does always say that doesn’t he
Ok but will I understand the plot if I haven’t read the first Ross Kemp Gangs?
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Ok but will I understand the plot if I haven’t read the first Ross Kemp Gangs?
It’s bonfire night eve not bonfire night Steve
November 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
It’s bonfire night eve not bonfire night Steve
Can’t believe it’s Monday again
November 3, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Can’t believe it’s Monday again
Yeah I’ve got SAD:
Showing you
An image of
Dr Fox
😎
Showing you
An image of
Dr Fox
😎
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Yeah I’ve got SAD:
Showing you
An image of
Dr Fox
😎
Showing you
An image of
Dr Fox
😎